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justice bimbo's wife is going to turn out to be her ex isn't she

lesbian Carrie kind of ?

baby's first queerbait it's real and it happened to us all

feeling very called out by the Jim Henson obsession here

not off to the greatest start since i don't enjoy "natural"/born vampires on principle but we shall see

oh this is already a classic to me

spoilers / a jonathan sims vampire story???? ima dream come true that even i didn’t know i had

this is MY avengers endgame my god !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

really struggling because Yumi is insufferable so far

benoit blanc should be in this

we have officially strayed and reached da vinci's code levels of corny, yet ... i'm invested

girl who is always thinking about asoue: getting strong asoue vibes from this ...

bisexual activity?!

my god ...

why is she using a sledgehammer on a brain injury. girl

preparing 💪 working 🏋️ training 🤼 doing what i have to do🤹🧗 to one up⬆️🆙 everyone who will suddenly🙄🙄🙄 and superficially 🤔🤔🤔start liking 🫥the muppets 🐸 once the sabrina 👑👑👑 special ⭐ drops 🎁

this book is definitely meant to make white people uncomfortable no wonder my coworkers are struggling with it so much lol

we are getting a little too real

this is SO addictive it's rare for a sequel of a book with such a unique and weird concept to be even more engaging than the first but this is WILD

'what's the sense in letting people wonder when i'm comfortable telling them?' ate down

now this is an insane introduction of an old vampire. i do love when vampires get compared to felines and have this animalistic rawness

already a favorite. heather reisman you are nothing

why is 'sapphic' one of the main selling points of this book yet a quarter of the book in the sapphics in question have interacted a total of two times ...
i'm not saying it's not sapphic because it is what i am asking should it be the second word on the first sentence of the pitch? i don't think so no

me: oh no he manifested too close to the sun
patrick, immediately: my powers of manifestation are too powerful

'i hate it when reality gets in the way of life' same king

I feel crazy because she's willingly rubbing elbows with proud Republicans, in full cult mentality, and still trying to convince me she was a well meaning innocent bystander. babes

this is actually a horror book with an unreliable narrator i'm so disgusted and not even halfway through

didn't think it could be more beautiful than the first one but somehow it is. momoko you are so loved

i honestly can't tell if this is satire or fully in earnest. either way very funny

a reylo who watched megamind cooked here ...