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literally like i couldn’t believe that this would be straight

taking break because the colour order has changed.

argh time to finish this

ewwww they wear shoes in their house🤢

mid night mind churn: i think my taste in romance can be explained using the anna karenina principle. all healthy couple are healthy in the same way and thus boring. toxic couple are toxic in the different ways and thus interesting. gross simplification? yes, but a good generalization for me.

nah fuck this, im a tamlind sympathizer

consider me unamused at how 3/4 of the stories have been about a man’s ass thus far. i didn’t realize the humour was of this nature.

i’ve had it in the back of my brain that this book was a constant i never got to reading on my elementary school library shelf alongside the graveyard book. but, i’m thinking now that i was severely mistaken. so, the question becomes: why do i know this book?

it seemed a given early on that bestie was gonna say no to running for office lowkey it might’ve been goated tho

omg this was written pre lizzie’s death lol

i love the part where he’s secretly muslim. it’s so good🤣

ISRAELI ARMY? GIRL. i try to make no assumptions when i read jewish books these days, but nah you can’t just drop a side character with that lore. actually crazy work. next i’ll hear of a ‘birthright’ trip. bruh i can’t

i swear to god this has the gay pronoun writing issue, where both parties in the convo have the same pronoun so you don’t know who it’s referring to. like, there’s basically only men in this book, “he” could be like anymore

returning to the library. will revisit

oh dear my inner conservative christian woman came out when she was describing sperm donor selection. like, it left such an icky feeling. i’m sorry but i don’t think this is the way god intended it. plz just adopt i can’t listen to this😭

erm idk if the narrative that bicyclists are sabotaging roads will ingratiate supporters

yugioh the movie shout out. had the dvd back in the day.

DEI

i would riot if my parents moved to a car dependent place with the express view that they could control my mobility. that’s some fucking bullshit suburban hysteria.

THERE’S 20 MINUTES LEFT. YOU DON’T NEED TO RETCON TRAUMA TO BE CREEPED OUT BY A WEIRDO

the dad is the most cartoonish villain ever oml

rip the delivery guy for the freaking acotar complete box set. extra kudos if that shit was hardcover too.

cannot believe he misplaced the absolute behemoth that is an acotar book. that was definitely left behind on purpose and i pass no judgement on that action.

cringe af telling a girl she looks like an anime character. i’ve said it here folks.

we cannot be doing sarah j maas propaganda in this day and age. wtf paige

i did skim listen the first 20% on my flight and the the narrator’s voice for the male lead was giving italian gigolo. i don’t even know what that means but that was the vibe

ayyyyye we love the ai copyright disclosure

for the people at home, i did already skim over 50% of this a couple weeks ago. not the best case of self restraint i’ve shown in my life.

ubc jumpscare

lake superior and provincial park? did not know this was canadian lol