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And so it starts.

Please don’t write abt not being circumcised like it’s an artistic choice

Not my typical read, but I had nothing in my holds and this is a skip the line

Holy shit

Please god no

Dude shoutout NARCAN

Literally Hailey and I on an HOA

To me, the main character is Sarah Sherman from SNL

I can tell that something insane and fucked up is gonna happen in the last 20% of this book and I cannot fathom what or when it’ll happen

“You’re not allowed to call in sick for a hangover“ 😔 all too real

Thinking of my book club girls

Ignorance is truly bliss

Can’t believe I’m this far in

This is a collection of shorts, extensions of chapters, and alternative endings to a lot of Elon’s previous collections. I guess I haven’t read 1billion of these books. I did read an additional chapter for ‘28 summers’ which I just gobbled up like a madman. So far I skipped one of the chapters because I genuinely don’t gaf

Alright, settle down Christian

“That’s what life is- joy pepper by loss. It’s why you get a dog, and then another dog.”

I have three summer romance novels in my queue to read right now. I’m manifesting warm weather.

Fucking briddgettteeee

WOW the relationships are all deeply entangled and complicated goddamn

Oh nooooo tilda is so cool and sexy. Don’t fuck this up Cash

Oh I’m so excited

“You were just trying to go to school”

Of course he just gave her Lolita and said “don’t let anyone know I gave you this”

He couldn’t get hard because she was too old 😦🫩

Guys I’m so scared of bio engineering…

Habanero in the vag…