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“Oh, they were much too close to the sun.”

I love you, Icarus, how you follow me everywhere

God I love a gay awakening.

Boner count: 5.5
Death by boner…

“It isn’t man or God, it’s something in the brain.”

Boner count: 4.5

Boner count: 3.5

Boner count: 2

I’m only… 38%…. Mind yall, thats 8hrs

😲😦🫣🫢 <—- genuinely me anytime the vitamix is mentioned

Teehee teehee teevee teeV TV TV TV TV TEEEVEEEE 😈 👹👹

Oh god. This is so much information

Also I just watched the movie and why are they making me picture Freye Routha as a twink rather than evil bald Austin butler

Oh fuck. 21hr audiobook

Jess Coleman I’m starting it.

Spoiler alert: Julie Chan is dead!

Sooooo excited to start this book.

Okay I have two hours left and I’m getting bored

Awesome so his gf is an Appalachian horror

I’m genuinely so endeared by Lilah and phoebes relationship. Lilah opening up for her when it’s just the two of them is so sweet and sad— only phoebe is seeing her and listening.

Hailey told me she DNFed this and I need to know how far she got

So far, I’m intrigued. So far, I want the groom to cheat because I’m evil. But I like the bride 💔

Reader meets conflict at 88% 🙄

Putting this on 1.85x so it ends faster

Like there’s not even really any conflict and I’m 2/3 of the way through 🙄 and I feel like there’s not enough yearning … not enough tension

“I just remembered I don’t like doing things I’m bad at”
This actually made me laugh out loud

Guys, so far me and this book are kinda just coasting… this was up for the 2025 nominees and I’m really not seeing why. Like it’s just okay so far. I have five hours left though, fingers crossed.

Had to follow up Sam Florek with his brother Charlie

Okay guys, I’m intrigued. Thirty mins left.

I genuinely cannot believe there are 2.5hrs left in this audiobook… what else is gonna happen

I looooove reality television!

For some reason my brain genuinely cannot register the words coming out of this woman’s mouth (the audiobook reader)

Just went to Barnes and Noble… about to update my want to read 😏

You’ve left your baby …