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“You’re not allowed to call in sick for a hangover“ 😔 all too real

Thinking of my book club girls

Ignorance is truly bliss

Can’t believe I’m this far in

This is a collection of shorts, extensions of chapters, and alternative endings to a lot of Elon’s previous collections. I guess I haven’t read 1billion of these books. I did read an additional chapter for ‘28 summers’ which I just gobbled up like a madman. So far I skipped one of the chapters because I genuinely don’t gaf

Alright, settle down Christian

“That’s what life is- joy pepper by loss. It’s why you get a dog, and then another dog.”

I have three summer romance novels in my queue to read right now. I’m manifesting warm weather.

Fucking briddgettteeee

WOW the relationships are all deeply entangled and complicated goddamn

Oh nooooo tilda is so cool and sexy. Don’t fuck this up Cash

Oh I’m so excited

“You were just trying to go to school”

Of course he just gave her Lolita and said “don’t let anyone know I gave you this”

He couldn’t get hard because she was too old 😦🫩

Guys I’m so scared of bio engineering…

Habanero in the vag…

Oh no this is so good.

Idk if I can do this

Barbara where th you at loca

Holly, I finally got the book

“Grief is love. Forgiveness is too.”

So much more has happened

So much has happened in this book that idk what else could possibly happen.
It’s funny though, we’ve been following this family since Cecelia was about 17 and now her daughter is 4.. it’s crazy to see how much can happen in Less than a decade.

Kill this bih

Guys im lowkey lost right now