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At night, when my brain is down to its lasts synapses, I have to read this comic book aloud to understand wtf is written since the author was so adamant about letting us know what Elvis's accent was by writing all the words as they are spoken. This is kicking my portuguese ass because I'm still quite interested in this story but goddamnit.

I'm yet to determine whether I want to hug Stoner and sing him stoic lullabies or slap him out of his submissiveness.This is tickling both my intelectual, academic self and my ghetto persona. Like a post-doc Cardi B.

These sex scenes are making my ovaries recede so deep into my body cavity the coroner performing my autopsy won't find them.

This may be the best one I've read, so far... Let's see where this goes.