“A movie star's kid came up to me and said, "Your mother's a big fat pig." I cried all the way home.
When I told Mama, she gave me good advice: "The next time that boy says your mother's fat, look him dead in the eye and say, 'My mother can get thin anytime she wants to. But your mother couldn't get talent if she took twenty years worth of private lessons from Sir Laurence Olivier”
Damn Judy😂
— Jun 06, 2026 09:25AM
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