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“the trip left the girl gaga, goofy, tainted, transformed, her nose a busted hymen through which sperm of a thousand colors swam a hootchy-kootchy stroke into her cerebral lagoon”

so bored not even joking i like can’t get into this. my eyes keep glazing over im reading a page an hour. maybe im just not in the mood but if i put it down its never being picked back up

good fun. reminds me of a certain movie i watched recently…

listen guys i randomly own the whole series so ill be damned if i don’t read it all

fun. lowk annotating