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prior to his departure for greece, alobar filled kudra to the brim. she was saturated. she launched squadrons of sperm every time she sneezed. they circled paris like microscopic angels, looking for harp concerts in the snow. wherever she she went, she leaked, leaving snail trails, sticky and translucent, upon work stool, carpet, and carriage seat. needless to say, there was standing room only in her uterus.

“the trip left the girl gaga, goofy, tainted, transformed, her nose a busted hymen through which sperm of a thousand colors swam a hootchy-kootchy stroke into her cerebral lagoon”

so bored not even joking i like can’t get into this. my eyes keep glazing over im reading a page an hour. maybe im just not in the mood but if i put it down its never being picked back up

good fun. reminds me of a certain movie i watched recently…

listen guys i randomly own the whole series so ill be damned if i don’t read it all

fun. lowk annotating