Luke’s Reviews > Jitterbug Perfume > Status Update

prior to his departure for greece, alobar filled kudra to the brim. she was saturated. she launched squadrons of sperm every time she sneezed. they circled paris like microscopic angels, looking for harp concerts in the snow. wherever she she went, she leaked, leaving snail trails, sticky and translucent, upon work stool, carpet, and carriage seat. needless to say, there was standing room only in her uterus.