Tiya Rosa > Recent Status Updates

So I stopped reading J.R. Ward after Lover at Last because reasons, so I have no idea how the relationship developed between Saxton and Ruhn. Does anyone have a file of scenes only of these two, so I don't have to wade through other couples in order to be updated by the time Saxton's book comes out? Pretty please? I remember having one for Qhuay way back.

So apparently when someone tells me I can't possibly say I didn't like this book when I haven't even finished it, I respond by ignoring the reasons I quit with this shit in the first place and subject myself to Anastasia Steele's first person torture again. Because I'm twelve.

God, I need me some Cookie to get through this. *turns on Empire*

God, these Dauntless people are like the drunk frat boys version of Gryffindors.

Maybe I'm just simple, but the premise of this entire thing doesn't make sense. I don't know if I buy a society that's like Sorting Hat on crack.

Not book related, but I just would like to share my country's gratitude to our international friends.

...the elderly are like rude party guests. They came early, they're always in the bathroom, and now they just won't leave."

I feel a bit guilty 'cause I just got this book for 35 pesos and it's worth at least ten times that for that line alone, but gift horse, mouth, and all that. Loving this read.

Chapter 2 and I already have me some Nucking Futs Nix. Off to a great start!

Presented without commentary because Izzard + GoT = me fangirling unintelligibly until next week.

His voice cracked. "Dogs don't understand."

It's okay, book. Take my heart and stick knives in it. I don't need it anyway.

I'm ready to bawl my eyes out because my heart's breaking, but then it's, "Fuck it, baby." Thank you, Mr. Z. Gahd, I love this book!

Oh God, Olly, that was a low blow, man. *silent commiserating tears for Lindsay*

"Why don't you have any shame?"

"Wasted it all on being a Hanson fan."

LOL! This hurt my feelings coz it's true.

"Do you love me?"

"Yeah."

"More than what?"

"More than Appetite for Destruction and Mr. Whippy."

I dunno to be sad or smug that I don't love anyone - except my mother - more than Appetite for Destruction. I think I'm going with smug since I can't handle sad on top of reading this book.

Bought a copy of Captive Prince: Volume One, saw this:

"NICAISE, a pet"

and promptly went like this:

I know he's not gonna die. It might make for an interesting twist, but this is still romance after all. Not to mention the book is named after him. So why is my heart breaking and my roommate shoving a beer in my hand because I've been sobbing my eyes out?

The problem with writing reviews weeks after reading the books is that you barely understand your hastily scribbled notes. I mean, what did I mean when I wrote "fart basking" and "X-Men crab/lobster", and what do these have to do with Merrow's Wight Mischief?

I'm sorry , but was that a hint of a possible m-m Lore pairing in the future? If so, < insert multiple fangirls writhing in pleasure gifs here >. Also, I'll love you forever if you do this, Cole.

"FULL-MOON MARRIAGE CEREMONY TO FOLLOW FINAL ROUND OF [fight to the death] TOURNAMENT"

Blood, gore, and forced matrimony. I'm lovin' this book already.

"Why would Emile want to assassinate Adrien? So that Emile could become king instead? That was probably it."

Gee, ya think?

Gahd, this reads like a parody of a crack fic. I looooove it!

"Soon, he went straight for my gay g-spot.

[...]

Lost in homosexual pleasure, I was in gay heaven."

Right.

Oh, hello deus ex machina? We've been expecting you. Grab a chair. I'm almost done torturing myself.

Oh good Lord, these people.

The guy didn't throw a shadow, he realized. Except how could that be?

I don't know, man. You fought with these evil looking black thingies from the beyond, got a physical overhaul, saw Ad levitate and heard him imply he might be an angel. So, I have no idea how a guy passing by your girlfriend's house could have no shadow. No idea.

Also, please die.

Why do you hate Mels so much, Ward? Why make her this TSTL? Girl is supposed to be smart but makes such stupid assumptions.

F-ck. Are you still not over, book? DNF is such a tempting option, but it's already 80%. Might as well continue torturing myself.



Let's finish this.

"Soul searching's one of those things you do alone." Mitch and I sit in impressed silence at this wise reflection upon the nature of existence. "Like jerking off," he finishes, "or taking a dump."

Aaand he's Rudy.

LMAO!!!

Reason why I'm loving this book #78: pretty authentic drunk narrative. The narrator doesn't just speak drunk, he thinks drunk. No slurred speech mixed with clearheaded internal monologue here, no sir. Howie's thoughts are so all over the place, I'm getting a headache reading them.

Heroine, did you just jump in mid-book? I'm pretty sure you were here when all the freaky shit went down, so I don't understand how you can jump to a conclusion that ceased to be relevant several chapters ago. Dammit, Ward, couldn't you have come up with a better misunderstanding than this?

When she turned around, she had a pair of condoms. "Just so we're clear, these were a friend of mine's-- and I carried them for her when we went out. That's the truth."

I'm sorry, heroine, but why do you need to explain yourself? It's a condom, not crystal meth. Gahd!



Lady Mary and I are getting tired of your shit, Mels.

"I make myself meet his eyes. They're green; I never paid attention before. This really light, interesting, intelligent green -- FUCK, this guy needs to STOP HAVING A FACE."

LOL! I get you, Howie. I feel the exact same thing with Michael Fassbender's face. We just have to try to live with it.

So. Howie and Artie's first kiss. I'd like to say I'm not running around fistpumping and that the high-pitched excited yip you just heard didn't come from me, but