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WHAT???? The bloke who wanted to watch the 1977 GF draw BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT COLLINGWOOD WOULD LOSE THE NEXT WEEK turns out to be one of the good guys?????? 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Ironically I’m reading this on my iPad #unhashtag 😳😆

So The Times is the only newspaper allowed to be published in this dystopian form of Britain [2059]. With a great deal of government interference. What I haven’t read is when Rupert was killed off - unless he’s still alive & 128 years old 😳

Well, that just did my head in 😳

I wish, when they are choosing the narrator of these books they would check that they know how to pronounce place names. Moe - 'Mo-ee' for goodness sake, not 'Mow' 😡

Wendy, stuck on the road in her broken down car “in 33 degrees”
Me: “only 33 degrees” 🙄

I love this! Who remembers Sea Monkeys?

Oooh, I don’t know Matlock. The Smiths? What about Morrissey & ‘For Britain’? Was that deliberate Mr Elton?
Anyway...
I was somewhat underwhelmed by this offering from Mr "let's pick the latest fad / obsession / bugbear" Elton. It didn't have the same bite as some of his others

Oooh, I don’t know Matlock. The Smiths? What about Morrissey & ‘For Britain’? Was that deliberate Mr Elton?
Anyway...
I was somewhat underwhelmed by this offering from Mr "let's pick the latest fad / obsession / bugbear" Elton. It didn't have the same bite as some of his others

Ahh The Turtles, I remember them. I’m too busy looking things up while trying to read this book. I’ve already established that Talbingo is a real town and it would take 6 hours to drive there, or a day to cycle. Oddly enough, according to Google maps, there’s no public transport - not even the eponymous bus. Back to the story...

Oooh, I don’t know Matlock. The Smiths? What about Morrissey & ‘For Britain’? Was that deliberate Mr Elton?

Brie, cranberry & watercress sandwiches? Are they still making those? I remember making them back in the ‘80s at Balls Brothers 😳

“Kerry gazed at her brother. It never ceased to amaze her how men could flap their gums and have absolutely no doubt that women would hang on their every word”
I hear you sista

So early in the piece, I’m with Vicki: “... organised housecleaning to me is as foreign as saying a rosary” Yep

I just came here at this point to check out how many other people got pissed off by Emma the perpetual doormat 🙄

Ok, so I admit doing something similar - albeit by accident - to a vegetarian back in Kandersteg in 1984.

WHAT????? You can’t do that 😱😤

What????? Now I know she’s got it in for Collingwood - James Hird ‘President Hird’ and Dids getting shot in the middle on an Anzac Day match

No. Not even in the event of the breakdown of civilisation would there be a ‘Carltingwood Maglues’ I would NEVER happen.

I’m enjoying the menu at the ‘Moon is Missing’ pub:
Poussin & portobello potage [chicken & mushroom soup]
Saucisse cassoulet & puréed potato [bangers & mash] 😂

Quick pit stop to watch Letters & Numbers - beat the contestants on the last numbers game - too easy. Only 29 degrees outside now - hooray 😁

Quick pit stop to watch Letters & Numbers - beat the contestants on the last numbers game - too easy. Only 29 degrees outside now - hooray 😁

Richard Stilgoe - you sure have a thing for Countdown Mr McKinty!

Richard Stilgoe - you sure have a thing for Countdown Mr McKinty!

"Carol's numbers: 25 50 75 100 (not often people go for 4 bigs) 3 and 6. Target: 952. I got 953 but the 'Vord of the Board' may have got it spot on

"Carol's numbers: 25 50 75 100 (not often people go for 4 bigs) 3 and 6. Target: 952. I got 953 but the 'Vord of the Board' may have got it spot on

And what's wrong with 'Legend' pray tell Sean Duffy . Your music snobbery is annoying me 😠

“Most pop songs would be better without the saxophone” Sean Duffy, so wrong.