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Okay I am actually sobbing. I haven’t felt so gutted by a chapter since the thirteen gave up their lives in Kingdom of Ash 😭

I’m learning Italian through mafia romance books. What a wild world we live in.

I’m forcing myself to finish this because I love Stolas, but we’ve barely seen him 🥺

MORE STOLAS PLS 🥺🥺🥺

So Cyrus is clearly my favorite after asking FMC why she’s crying and calling her useless. I’ve been saying these things from the start.

THIS MAN. THIS. MAN. SUGGEST SWEATPANTS, HARRY POTTER MARATHON, AND TAKEOUT AFTER ANNA HAS A PANIC ATTACK.

Pls dial 911. This is an emergency. I’m in love.

“I looked him directly in his eyes. “When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.”

This is probably my favorite quote ever. I see it all the time and truer words have never been spoken.

Court Kensington is a closet fantasy book nerd...

You can’t be Team Stolas because there are no other teams. It’s just Stolas. That’s it. He’s everything.

jfc, i hate sofia so freaking much.

I don’t know if I can go on after this. This book is so convoluted and nothing that happens makes sense. It’s chaotic and just bad.

I hate every single one of these guys except Sabin. This reverse harem shite ain’t for me. I always have a favorite.

I’m so mad at myself for continuing this series even though it’s so bad but I JUST WANT SOME EFFING ANSWERS, FFS!

Will Herondale was swoony in his own books and now he’s got big “daddy energy” in these. I’m here for it.

“They need a muse,” said Anna. “Someone to be inspired by. Someone to know their secrets. Would you like to be a muse?”
“No,” said Cordelia. “I would like to be a hero.”

Cordelia, a gem.

Cordelia isn’t for you, James Herondale. I want her for Matthew, where she won’t be a consolation prize. Ugh why do I always hate the first guy? 😒

I haven’t cried like this since Sirius Black died in The Order of the Phoenix.

This shit is for sure going to send me into a book coma from which I will never recover. Say goodbye to my reading goal because I won’t be able to read anything else after this.

I AM SHOOK. WHO ELSE IS READING THIS?! WHO?!?!! WE NEED TO SCREAM TOGETHER.

PLEASE I CANT TAKE THE FEELS. ITS TOO MUCH.

“You’re the person I don’t need to explain myself to—not when it matters. You see everything I am, and you don’t run away from it.”

Someone...help...me...

I think it’s fair to say that I love this book.

I TAKE IT BACK. I TAKE IT BACK.

This is sooo not boring. Holy f*ck.

I’m already so bored with this horrid info drop. Too many names and places and writing like we’re already supposed to know what everything is. So I guess it’s not actually much of an info drop.

Ew. Kasia is too stupid for words.

Sheesh, this book is dull.

The way this story is unfolding is prime.

err...uhh...so uh...are we supposed to like alessandra...?

Usually it’s either the H or the h that’s unlikable if it comes to that but both are just horrid. I don’t care about either of them. I wanted to smack Syren when she just kept saying “I don’t know” when she needed to decide what she was offering up for payment. Stupid and useless.

The h’s inner monologue and even when she actually speaks to others is so freaking cringe, but I’m powering through just so I can find out what the heck this stupid curse is.

bruh. this book is also titled A Court of Mist and Fury...