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Translator's introduction is such a slog and should probably be skipped until the end.

A potato alien gets super horny playing monopoly.

"If I had my way, Bear, there'd be a filter in every urethral duct to eliminate your type." Might be my new favorite insult.

Now this is more like it.

Could be cut by a third at this point. So many chapters are just repeating themselves. I'm enjoying it, but the hooks aren't in tight.