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“Praise the Lord for whatever the heck is going on right now, because God do I fucking love being a cucumber.”

I have no idea what’s happening, but it’s definitely entertaining 🤣🤣

“Goddamnit, Mongo,” I cried at the little dinosaur as he broke away and headed right for the now-dead lemur I’d punted.

The dino chicken howled in rage as I scooped him up. I hazarded a look over my shoulder, and I stopped dead at the sight. A giraffe. A goddamned giraffe ran down the street at us. The giant animal was covered in lemurs who clung onto its neck like it was a tree trunk.

“What’s your mana?” I asked.

“Sixteen,” Donut cried, her voice slurred. She popped up and fired a missile at a clurichaun. She hit him in the shoulder, but he still went down. “Now twelve. Die motherfucker! Die!”

I don’t know why this is taking me forever to get through but man does it crack me up 🤣

“First off, Carl, my name is ‘GC, BWR, NE Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk,’ and I’m going to have to insist you call me by my proper title.”

This book is hilarious 🤣🤣 I already know it’s gonna be a 5 star read for me.