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no cus why r u yaoi baiting me :/ i literally don’t have time

the concept of enemies to arranged foster father and son 😭😭😭😭

that awkward moment where rumours r starting that you’re gay just because you don’t like your wife

literally just thought that this one character might die and about 10 seconds later their head was clean off

HEAR my fucking prayers and let this arrange marriage be awful 😭 i do NOT need a romance subplot

shaping up to be a banger ngl

so ur really gunna let me have povs of characters on either side of conflicts their families started .... kicking my feet and giggling rn

i know absolutely nothing about this book i am just going of vibes so what the hell lets start

niece by marriage is still YOUR NIECE SIR!

the 5 seconds of selfcest … oh boy we r in it now

how many gay people can we fit into a historical horror? the answer may surprise you

lmaoo this is insane how did someone come up with this (complimentary)

evil bisexuals r everywhere omg

give me a little girl attaching herself to some old grumpy man anyday

obviously love a random deathstroke cameo

aaandddd we r back from holiday people back and with a death oh joffery even ur dad dgaf

omg satin ......

shits about to hit the fan 😭😭😭 arya really thinks she’s gunna be reunited with robb and cat….. oh girl….

the way jon and bran were SO SOOO CLOSE :((

btw i would be making better progress on this if my work hasn't just decided to block audible so i cant listen as much :/

yes jamie's a sisterfcker but at least he's not a pdf so silver lining i guess

the unsullied slaver being an ally saying they wont be tempted by women OR men #darkwoke

every story set in arkham makes me feel like im being gaslit cus idk if any of these people are a. real doctors b. hallucinations or c. just messing with us

we’re ALL cracking slade wilson

the way i’m absolutely eating this messy family drama up

jaime x brienne crumbs ..... whheeewwwwww

this is just a me thing but the chapter ends and beginning are so random to me like i’m used to at least a time jump or location change but nope we r 1 second later? and then half way thru the new chapter we have that jump? it’s just so odd to me lol why not cut the chapter when it changes naturally ?

bran pov just being omegaverse is killing me lmaoooo

STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!!! jorah u will haaangggggggg

the concept of mance rayder saying 3/4 of the nightswatch are interested in women which means in my brain 1/4 are gay