Mandy > Recent Status Updates

"the typical seventy-year-old man has a stronger handgrip than the average twenty-five-year-old woman" -- hey what the fuck

"Women have always worked. They have worked unpaid, underpaid, underappreciated, and invisibly, but they have always worked. But the modern workplace does not work for women. From its locations, to its hours, to its regulatory standards, it has been designed around the lives of men and it is no longer fit for purpose." 🎯🎯🎯

Reciting Lolita to pick up chicks 💀 even if it's this particular one's favourite book

(I also have no idea how far along I am because there are no page numbers, so the percentage is purely vibes)

I'm hoping that the love interest is a decoy and the real love interest is someone else 👀

"There was a white kid, a brown kid, a Simpsons-yellow Asian kid" -- ........... k.

I was already on the fence about this love interest, and now it turns out he's all about that van life lol

Explaining what rolling for initiative is on Page One Hundred Twenty Nine 🫠 I think there have been at least 3 sessions already

"Nearly two months into my funemployment, I'm finally ready to admit that I'm bored out of my mind" -- could not relate

"Not when I'm still paying my roommates rent for the NYC apartment that I'm not even living in" -- you could have sublet for the summer???

Obvs the D&D parts reading like an actual story is more compelling and less chaotic to read than an actual session, but the most unrealistic part so far is that this campaign is meeting WEEKLY.

What kind of person gets impressed by the marketing agency someone works at 💀 Tinder in Manhattan sounds like hell

LOLOLOL JAVITS CENTER MENTIONED

It finally happened to me: reading "unalived" in a book 💀

This protagonist is so immature 💀 like have you never seen a shirtless man in your life before

This is VERY hijinksy so far.

I know I'll have to make peace with hockey details, but the names of these players are too old and stodgy! Millennials named Scott and Greg in the year 2018?!?

"Phrases like 'oh honey' and 'let me spill the tea' come directly from drag culture." -- don't forget the appropriation lolcry credit where credit's due

"High Sorcerer Shadrack Zebulon Gradefon Hegemony" -- girl.

Omg this book is setting up a future romance between future stepsiblings 💀

The original book came out in 2018. Why would teenagers then (or now) even have context for Mother Teresa, who died at least 3 years before they were even born?!??!!

It had been nagging at me because of the name Heath, but I only just now realized that this is some Wuthering Heights bullshit 😂

I'm curious about the premise, even though it seems like utter hell, but these stream of consciousness journal entries are rough.

I'd be OK with diary entries written like letters to the fake boyfriend alone, but peppering invented details 😬 what in the self-insert fan fic

$3 ice cream?! I know this is Minnesota, but still -- in this economy?!?????

Omg if you took a drink every time "Canadian Boyfriend" came up, you'd already be drunk

"You Canadians really do apologize a lot" -- this book is already dangerously close to getting DNF'd!!! What other overused stereotypes will come up next?!

"she popped a bottle of Prosecco, poured herself a fishbowl-sized glass" -- lol incredible

An Ontario grocery store being open on Canada Day seems highly inaccurate.

"Kids, this is a Justin Timberlake reference, you're fine not knowing who that is." 💯💯💯

DUMP HIS ASS.