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Unfortunately, the only thing I can picture right now is the Skyrim opening sequence

Huh.

Jesus.

I too dread the thought of marriage

Only two things in life are certain. Stew and taxes

The screenplay being born out of a pneumonia-fuelled fever dream makes so much sense actually. Also the little detail about Goldman having the book read to him when he was sick as a kid and thats where that comes from.

Im still in the introduction and even that is incredibly charming. And apparently princess bride is at least somewhat based on real historical events? You learn something every day

I may not be the intended audience for this. I just audibly said "ew"

If rocky turns out tk be evil, im riotingl

😱

Terrible fucking idea. I love him

Oh okay, this protagonist is definitely insane. How the fuck are you this calm bro

Mf dedicated the book to the beatles

Thoroughly enjoying myself so far

*sigh*

Am i missing something? Is he a vampire? Were we told hes a vampire? Or am i kust picking up on sharp teeth and cold skin, what?

Oddly reminiscent of "I'll save you from the pirates"

One bed trope 0.o?

Stop, you're making me blush

My boy is delulu and in this case it is NOT the solulu

The way I GASPED. Apollo? My dude? Go to therapy.

Horny jail, both of you

Denial is a river in egypt

Apollo POV is... interesting.
It also makes me nervous.

Never have I so related to a fictional character. Because I, too, do not remember a single thing that happened in the previous 2 books

I'm sorry, I think this book is insinuating she lives down the street from literally Hitler?

Phrenology, yikes

Why is this so funny?

"white Jesus" I love it already

Oh god it's so much worse than I thought