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computa does the cat die in craven manor

daniel you IDIOT your fuckass cousin stole your doubloon

OKKK PEDAL TO THE METAL

"His face darkens with embarrassment and anger, perhaps the most dangerous combination of emotions in a man." THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY BRAIN IS HUGE

I THINK I HAVE UNEARTHED A TWIST

ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO FUCKING TELL ME THIS GIRL HAS BEEN LITERALLY SHOT UP WITH WET BABY POWDER AND SHE'S JUST AWAKE. SERIOUSLY????????????

“She drugged me. Your wife—”

“Baby powder,” Ted says. “I switched the heroin with baby powder. You’re fine.”

hate finishing this in bed bc its hot and im cranky

thomas ryeeeeeeeeeee you deranged mf ilyyyyy

THIS DUDE'S HALLUCINATION IS GASLIGHTING HIM BY SAYING HIS REAL LIFE SITUATIONSHIP IS THE HALLUCINATION PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MY BOY

bruh the prose in this is so gorgeous

HE/HIM TOXIC YURI

A PUG NAMES BIANCA DEL RIO!!!!!

slime monster smash or pass

whAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN HERE ON THIS DAY