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RIP Madeleine Wickham, AKA Sophie Kinsella 💗 Her books have brought me and millions of other readers so much joy in the past 25 years.

“OK, boomer.”
“I’m Gen X!”

“Sorta like Doctor Who except the TARDIS is a shitter.”

God. Damn. It.

Fracassi, don’t you DARE!

“Nobody notices a maid” he says, well - a maid would know that you first remove urine with something disposable like paper towels, then apply a disinfectant like Lifeclean or Perasafe, let it work as according to the directions on the bottle and THEN use a mop 😉

When you’re in a funk and all you wanna do is re-read Grady Hendrix books

Listening to the new Graphic Audio version

I find this book very, very boring so far.

See, I never quite understood why Pa Peltzer was so quick to get an obviously unknown species…

Is this… just Kill Creek again..?

If the family behind the credenza are Danish, what’s up with all the Dutch language?

«He couldn’t explain it logically, but from his experience reading novels and watching trashy TV shows, he felt like he had a good idea of the kind of plot device called for now, based on the way the story had unfolded.»

🙄

“ On the the one hand I desired the destruction of her body, but on the other hand I didn’t want her body to be marred.”

😧

“And for some reason all people with this condition are all beautiful.”

🙄

“After that, Ikuma decided to acquire paranormal abilities himself, and he retreated deep into the mountains and stood under waterfalls, but all he got was pulmonary tuberculosis.”

😂

Did I count “my father” 21 times in chapter 11..?

“He wished his wife would act like her name, which meant “quiet”. The best way to seal a woman’s mouth was not to reply.”
🙄

Soooo I’m in my Jupiter era

“Funny how you felt like a little nibble, even after a good meal of Petit porc rôti avec pommes de terre nouvelles et légumes du jour et biére glaceé avec figment de l’imagination.”

“Abroad’s alright to visit but you wouldn’t want to live there.”

“The Ephebians believed that every man should have the vote *Provided he wasn’t poor, foreign nor disqualified for being mad, frivolous or a woman.”