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This is why I don’t keep a journal.

This is the proper Rue Morgue font and everything - get in!

I love Lynette. I feel her anxiety. And I’ve been best friends with a plant too.

“We’ve been together for nine years, and when he got spider mites two years ago I couldn’t handle the thought of putting him out with the trash, so I stayed up for three days straight, rubbing his leaves with water, then a soap solution, then rubbing alcohol, then water again, over and over, nodding off over his leaves, making sure every single mite was dead.”

Yes, girl, yes!!!