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I just know the end of the book gonna be depressing

It too much.

Darrow annoying so often. the pacing of this book is again too loca.

The pacing a lil loco. How all this happening im getting scared.

It’s unfortunately that time of year.

I’m bored of the West. Give me new directions.

Hold the phone… what is in that pitcher??

It’s time to learn about my people.

This feels like a less sci fi Frankenstein, with the constant threat of revenge and a spooky lil wedding

I can’t read horror before bed; I need something wholesome. My blood pressure too high… I’m scared. Unfortunately I’m reading a Christmas horror book so all this imagery is still scary to me. Oh god when will it stop?

This is a very fun text to read simultaneously with the crucible. Enjoying the build up thus far. Reviewers called it a Puritan version of Carrie and I can’t wait for it to get there.

To clarify, Mary pat is not a good person but I appreciate her characterization and I love her being a literary Liam Kneeson (Nissan).

Mary Pat is one of my favorite literary characters in recent years.

Already in a much better headspace and loving this compared to when I was a high schooler reading this. I would really love a book of just orleanna’s pov (I like them all but really love hers).

Yeah I hate the seasonal nostalgia hitting early and yeah I hate this method of satisfying it. Whatever, man. Idk.

2.5/3

Being a female scientist surely has some systemic barriers to overcome… but no one was making you eat a wish bone 😭😭 cmon now, Hope 😭😭

This book stresses me out like a horror novel hahaha there’s just a constant impending demise on the horizon

I need nostalgia and y’all need to get out of my business

I’m still sad her show was canceled. Such good satire.

In the immortal words of Brenda in Scary Movie, “AH! oooh hoo oh, lord imma have a heart attack! damn, this is some scurry shit, i am scared!” How are there 15 pages left and I’m still freaking out.

Why this book so intense? My blood pressure through the dang roof. I can’t read it before I fall asleep. This cockadoodie book giving me hypertension.

The end of part 2 ?? Huh??? What??

This will be the first book in a long time that I don't finish. It's a lil too cutesy and corny for my particular tastes. I ended up liking another of Klune's books but I just am feeling too cynical at the moment to push through and try to get their with this. God, that lil vacuum is annoying.

It’s time for me to stop reading the frivolous droll created to satiate the dumb, ignorant masses and to prevent them from realizing the inadequacies of their lives. It’s time for real art.

I don’t even know why I’m reading this lol

I’m thinking about messing around and trying to read the old goosebumps books this spooky season. The nostalgia is painful. This is a cry for help btw.

Oh I’ve blocked this scene out since the last time I read this... wow... 😢