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I love Captain American but flag-butt is an excellent insult lol.

"What is a god-- to a cowboy?"

Lol okay, Thor.

Also, I found this online XD

Obsessed.

I'm noting down the word 'uninterpenetratingly' so I never forget it lol.

Also, I'm so pleased this isn't boring! Robinson Crusoe is boring. This isn't boring, although it may be on drugs. And Shakespeare.

I'm quickly becoming obsessed with this series. I love EVERYONE.

'One evening, after a trying social event, Mrs. Penury informed me she had spoken for over forty-five years of her life and, having said all she wanted to say, was done with the institution altogether. She's been silent almost a decade now, and it's gone famously for her.'

^^I kind of want to be just like her, but also it's nigh impossible to shut me up when I have something dumb to say.

I don't understand how you can love whales and then talk about gruesomely killing them like this. Also, some of the stuff in this book is straight up weird. What do you mean you like putting a transparent layer of whale on a printed page and "reading about whales through their own spectacles"? What do you mean WHALE MILK GOES WELL WITH STRAWBERRIES???

I was going to complain about the lack of quiche in the latter portion of this book but it has been rectified. 😌

I like this a lot more than the first one!

'Think not, is my eleventh commandment; and sleep when you can, is my twelfth...'

'Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience.'

Smiley and Bartleby >>>>>

Philip K. Dick may be my favorite short story writer ever?? Every single one has been a banger so far.

This is both freaky and freakishly good. I'm obsessed.