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Waterstones dispatching this book a week before its release date is wild

I will not DNF. I will not DNF. I will not DNF

Adam Silvera, you are pissing me OFF. Paz is one of the most infuriating characters I have ever had the annoyance of reading a POV of. Someone shoot this goddamn kid and be done with it, Jesus Christ

Adam Silvera, I love you but I have not heard great things about this. Please do not disappoint me, I want my heart broken, do not piss me off.

“Wickedly funny”. When? When does it become a funny book and not a boring book about a boring protagonist doing boring jobs and leaving them.

“but most often she watched the candles as if their outcome held her own, the flames almost extinguishing themselves, but, by some greed of oxygen, persisting.”

I must be thick as shit bc wtf is going on in this book? I don’t understand anything I’m reading, what is the point?

I love it 😭

reading a translated book will sometimes give you an absolute banger of a line, like: “it became apparent that the shop was some kind of shop”.

Magnificent that.

You ever read one line in a book and just think “yep, I don’t think I can make it through this because what in the hell is “Lip balm’s smudged on— because my lips are chapped, no other reason” ? Yes well done, we discovered the purpose of lip balm.

Why are the sentences so short in this book? Why does the protagonist hate her dad but also simultaneously expects him to give her $38,000 for college? Bye.

SO close to the end but I have to put it down to eat so I don’t do something dumb like faint at work due to not eating

Brienne having her own chapters where she brutally kills men to average the women they have harmed and killed is truly *chefs kiss* I love my honourable knight

Reentering my Brienne of Tarth phase and picking GoT back up. Coloured sticky tabs to mark every single Brienne scene are at the ready🫡

Girl why are there more typos in this book than in my 20k word fan fiction of Brienne of Tarth which is my first attempt at writing? I love queer women and dinosaurs but did NO ONE proofread this?? 😭

It’s not giving “best western book I’ve ever read” like Reddit said. But it’s also so old that it has praise from Roald Dahl on the back cover

“Features queer cowgirls and gender nonconforming robbers” — my brother in Christ, you had the only two queer women on the brink of death and had another gay character attempt suicide. This is not a book for the gays and theys 😶

Girl, was this meant to be a kickass, feminist, outlaw story? All I’m getting is boring protagonist who’s obsessed with her barrenness and wants to find the reason for it under the guise to help others with boring/no action. I was expecting outlawed woman committed of witchcraft, joining the Hole in the Wall Gang that was full of women, letting go of the heteronormative lifestyle and living a lawless life.

y’all I’m sorry ignore my spam I’m catching up

Pls I’m loving this so much

I’m gonna scREAM