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Kimchi’s just catapulted herself off Jojo’s skull whilst they were napping 😬

Louise, again, loads of wounded and dead, people screaming, Rhys has blood on him and they’re both horny? Who gets off around dead bodies, that’s what I’d like to know.

God back to work tomorrow and I’m only just alive again a week is not ENOUGH.

A week off is not enough I’m so tired I just want to hibernate.

I’m actually SO rundown this half term, I don’t wanna do anything or talk to anyone and I’m so TIRED.

Don’t worry Louise, I will lend you YOUR books when I’m done xxx

Jojo’s making pancakes and I deep-cleaned our bedroom today, so I am feeling GREAT.

Okay Louise, the weird priestess/hyburn people have come to Volantis and she’s just made a deal with that demon at the bottom of the library so I’m HOPING we’re getting somewhere.

Just out here waiting on those last 100 pages Louise… xxx

Louise, NOTHING IS HAPPENING. It’s a slow build. Also, wildly inappropriate that Rhys and Feyre were basically shagging in a library that’s supposed to be a safe space for abused priestess. Bit distasteful and how are you feeling horny after finding out the woman you’re with can’t talk because a man cut her tongue off. Like, c’mon.

Think I’m getting sick

Louise I’m gonna finish it I SWEAR.

Been in the bath singing for like 2 hours and now I wanna go out.

Order a maccies JUST to get the Friends toy for a work friend and they didn’t even send the fucking toy, BOO.

Very stressful day at work but at least I have birthday champagne 🍾

Like sometimes I feel bad that people are finishing books way faster than me and then I have to stop myself and remember that this book, for example, is 1000 pages and the other book I’m reading is 700 pages and then I’m like woah okay let’s chill.

This book started so well and now I have no idea where the hell we’re going.

A friend from work bought me some fake candles for my birthday and I don’t normally fuck with a fake candle but they’ve really helped with my mood lighting.

Ser Davos is going to watch all his sons die very soon 💔

Louise got us tickets to go and see Neyo and Akon and my family dog died, so it’s been an up and down day.

For the first time ever, my class made me a birthday card and sang happy birthday to me 😭
It’s so nice to have a lovely bunch of kids this year, instead of always being lumped with the ‘behaviour management’ lot xx

Also I only had one coffee today and I am SO TIRED.

Ordered a coat, need it for this weekend, they’ve sent it to the Stoke DP 💔

Last chapter I read was like, word-for-word the same as the show, so that was cool.

BRB, off to go and make some pottery xx

FINALLY met Ygritte 😻

Sorry, LOVING Love Island. Millie’s decision? I gasped. Shaq saying Helena not being Christian is a game changer? I rolled my eyes. Whitney forgetting Konner’s name? I spat out my wine.

Book’s also good.

Theon’s even more annoying in the book, didn’t think that were possible.