Evelyn’s Reviews > The Tommyknockers > Status Update

A friend from work bought me some fake candles for my birthday and I don’t normally fuck with a fake candle but they’ve really helped with my mood lighting.

Also I only had one coffee today and I am SO TIRED.

Sorry, LOVING Love Island. Millie’s decision? I gasped. Shaq saying Helena not being Christian is a game changer? I rolled my eyes. Whitney forgetting Konner’s name? I spat out my wine.

Book’s also good.

You can tell Stephen was at the height of his drug and alcohol abuse here because what the fuck?

One of my kids started a group chat on Saturday called ‘Burn the Teachers’, so that’s good.

Few pages read tonight due to a new ep’ of Southern Charm and I’m really into Love Island All Stars. I don’t know who I’m talking to.

Not related but I went into Next today and they were trying to charge £60 for a cardigan, not sure who they think they are.

Jesus is involved.

I think she’s killed her dog.