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Few pages read tonight due to a new ep’ of Southern Charm and I’m really into Love Island All Stars. I don’t know who I’m talking to.

— Jan 19, 2026 03:02PM

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Evelyn is on page 232 of 747

You can tell Stephen was at the height of his drug and alcohol abuse here because what the fuck?

— 18 hours, 49 min ago

Evelyn is on page 222 of 747

One of my kids started a group chat on Saturday called ‘Burn the Teachers’, so that’s good.

— Jan 20, 2026 02:39PM

Evelyn is on page 200 of 747

Not related but I went into Next today and they were trying to charge £60 for a cardigan, not sure who they think they are.

— Jan 18, 2026 01:34PM

Evelyn is on page 184 of 747

Jesus is involved.

— Jan 17, 2026 03:58PM

Evelyn is on page 143 of 747

I think she’s killed her dog.

— Jan 15, 2026 03:17PM

Evelyn is on page 133 of 747

— Jan 14, 2026 02:34PM

Evelyn is on page 120 of 747

Love it when the football’s on, perfect white noise 😎

— Jan 13, 2026 02:31PM

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— Jan 12, 2026 03:16PM

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— Jan 11, 2026 02:29PM

Evelyn is on page 53 of 747

— Jan 09, 2026 02:46PM

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So happy you’re with me on this.

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