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LOLLL their response to costs running way over + delays due to cronyism and incompetence in construction was to bring… in SNC Lavalin

finished the babel-17 half!!

i'm rereading this from the beginning loll; it's been too long since i started and i need to be able to discuss it in detail for the upcoming three person book-club + barbecue + mini photo-shoot

I love linguistics!! itch majorly scratched by rydra wong explaining the difference between a cipher, a code, and a language. plus she goes on to talk about the concept of phonemes and allophones? hell yeah.
i'm also a huge fan of the casual body modding. i too would love to get cosmetic surgery to look like a sabertooth tiger and accidentally give myself a lisp by virtue of my big-ass teeth.
this rules.

really like how distinct the narration is when done by different characters

some of these extras are so sad :^(((((((( imagine having to realize that youre the most violent vengeful and unhappy version of yourself

and yue qingyuan... girl.... are you competing in an enabler world championship what is this 😭 + the lack of communication 😭😭

does shen qingqiu know that gay people exist 😭

😭😭😭 qingqiu babygirl............. you are misreading the genre so bad 3

girlie really just compared herself to elizabeth bennett...... be so fr you do not have an ounce of her charm or wit

aggressively mid romance novel so far.... lampshading sucks like why are you making fun of genre staples then immediately implementing them... total lack of sincerity sigh

:^O they threw in a shoutout to the monks of mount athos!!

i love working at the library and seeing what people are reading :^)

HES SO WEIRD STOPP!! SHUT UP ABOUT HER NIPPLES + THE MOUTH COLOUR THING FEELS SO SO SO RACIALLY CHARGED. graham is generally charming the romance scenes consistently give me the ick
(i do appreciate the reminders that he's a 19th century white brit and Sucks since it gives him depth and the author has interesting reflections on romanticization of the past, race+power dynamics, colonialism, orientalism, etc.)

LMAOOO man-from-the-past romance genre my beloved <33
you don't understand modern relationships but you want to court this woman so you mostly just cook for her for a year.
after a life threatening incident she very passionately kisses you. you kiss her back.

the only correct way to deal with this is to feel intense guilt, lock yourself in your room to pray, then go for a moody motorcycle ride. obviously.