Berton > Recent Status Updates

I'm almost 1/4 done. This book is intense and tests my reading skills to the max.

One more page read. I should be done by the end of the decade.

I finished another page this year. 51 pages to go.

I'm reading my unauthorized biography. I find it beyond coincidence the character on the cover is named "Burt" and I've owned the Ratburger.com domain since 2003. There should be no doubt who is the real ratburger chef.

I'm reading my unauthorized biography. The character on the cover is named "Burt." I'm the real Bert.

I just spilled my Egg McMuffin and page 6, so I couldn't fully read it. I skipped to page 7.

I'm on the second little monkey. Yay!

When I'm done, I'll then read the dictionary in reverse.

I finished another page!

I'm still working on this book. In two years I've got to page five. I should be done by 2029.