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BRAT summer i guess?

We're in 2015 and only 50% in? how much worse can these assholes become

this is very good, but this book is way too hefty, i have literally been working at this for months at this point

I long unspeakably for Happiness.
And so i await the Devil's coming.

Holden is such a dumb space cowboy jock

i'm just...

Also, SMeyer should stop trying to make Edward=Hades happen!

At this point, 1 page of Eddies thots is 100 years in earth time.
He has now touched Bella's cheekbones twice. You could say it's getting steamy up in Forks.
Alice is totally gay for Bella but this book ain't about that.
Bonus: exciting fashion choices! white collared cotton shirt with a beige sweater?! Gasp! Sleek vampire fashion but make it mormon. At this point i am starting to doubt Alice is a real vsco girl...

Edward is still a repressed victorian boy. The girl gets a name now. It's Bella.
He has now seen Bella's collarbones and he paid her a compliment. Just being honest.
SMeyer explains the cover of the book with Ravioli because we didn't get IT(tm).
First car chase of the book. I hear there's still more to come

Whence we find out the Cullens do have hobbies and they are just like me and you except obviously better. They don't just travel.
Edward is being horny on main and Emmet mocks him.
This reader thinks Emmet should at least be able to say "fuck". Thanks

what do the Cullens do? do they just travel? do they rent-to-own?

The facts:
-Esme probably vacuums the forrest and knits all day
-Alice scrabooks obsessively
-Jasper has a confederate flags collection and probably bids on nazi paraphernalia on ebay
-Edward is an incel and hates his family because hes 117 and has never known true love
-Bella was probably neglected as a child which makes her extremely anxious and a huge pushover, perfect for grooming.
Tune in for more canon facts.

while reading she could not help but wonder "what do the Cullens do for fun? do they just travel? do they rent-to-own?"

i owe it to my 15 year old self

After 3 years of harry potter guess it's time for a new "reread" to put me to sleep <3

Slowly re-reading this ❤️