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what do the Cullens do? do they just travel? do they rent-to-own?
— Aug 09, 2020 04:18PM
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Also, SMeyer should stop trying to make Edward=Hades happen!
— Aug 15, 2020 01:52PM
Ioana
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At this point, 1 page of Eddies thots is 100 years in earth time.
He has now touched Bella's cheekbones twice. You could say it's getting steamy up in Forks.
Alice is totally gay for Bella but this book ain't about that.
Bonus: exciting fashion choices! white collared cotton shirt with a beige sweater?! Gasp! Sleek vampire fashion but make it mormon. At this point i am starting to doubt Alice is a real vsco girl...
— Aug 15, 2020 01:50PM
He has now touched Bella's cheekbones twice. You could say it's getting steamy up in Forks.
Alice is totally gay for Bella but this book ain't about that.
Bonus: exciting fashion choices! white collared cotton shirt with a beige sweater?! Gasp! Sleek vampire fashion but make it mormon. At this point i am starting to doubt Alice is a real vsco girl...
Ioana
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Edward is still a repressed victorian boy. The girl gets a name now. It's Bella.
He has now seen Bella's collarbones and he paid her a compliment. Just being honest.
SMeyer explains the cover of the book with Ravioli because we didn't get IT(tm).
First car chase of the book. I hear there's still more to come
— Aug 14, 2020 03:05PM
He has now seen Bella's collarbones and he paid her a compliment. Just being honest.
SMeyer explains the cover of the book with Ravioli because we didn't get IT(tm).
First car chase of the book. I hear there's still more to come
Ioana
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Whence we find out the Cullens do have hobbies and they are just like me and you except obviously better. They don't just travel.
Edward is being horny on main and Emmet mocks him.
This reader thinks Emmet should at least be able to say "fuck". Thanks
— Aug 13, 2020 12:32AM
Edward is being horny on main and Emmet mocks him.
This reader thinks Emmet should at least be able to say "fuck". Thanks
Ioana
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The facts:
-Esme probably vacuums the forrest and knits all day
-Alice scrabooks obsessively
-Jasper has a confederate flags collection and probably bids on nazi paraphernalia on ebay
-Edward is an incel and hates his family because hes 117 and has never known true love
-Bella was probably neglected as a child which makes her extremely anxious and a huge pushover, perfect for grooming.
Tune in for more canon facts.
— Aug 09, 2020 02:23PM
-Esme probably vacuums the forrest and knits all day
-Alice scrabooks obsessively
-Jasper has a confederate flags collection and probably bids on nazi paraphernalia on ebay
-Edward is an incel and hates his family because hes 117 and has never known true love
-Bella was probably neglected as a child which makes her extremely anxious and a huge pushover, perfect for grooming.
Tune in for more canon facts.
Ioana
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while reading she could not help but wonder "what do the Cullens do for fun? do they just travel? do they rent-to-own?"
— Aug 09, 2020 02:22PM

