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monty is so hot 😫

screaming, cryign, throwing up ‼️ thank u sm dial press for the arc <3

gonna need at least ONE miles (the loml if u even care) appearance tho 🙏😩

emma is honestly kind of insufferable

miles casually and seemingly randomly calling her “len” after realizing that the people who love her most all have their own unique names for her is sososo important to me 😭😭 like hELLOOOO?!?

“he treats you well?” “mom, he walked into hell and dragged me back out.” lives were changed (mine)

i have literally not stopped thinking about this book — these characters (miles, honeyy, come home, the kids miss u) — since i first read it, and it’s been consuming my thoughts lately even more so than usual, so naturally another reread was in order.

“still” *screams into my pillow* i need to be sedated

apparently my tbr is none of my business 😄

“watch your f*cking tone when you’re talking to the mother of my child.”

so i’m 34 weeks today 🤰

“call your dog off, eaton.” “woof!” “dude. i think i’m in love with your sister-in-law.” was missing them reaaal bad,, so naturally a reread was necessary 😌

kai’s speech 😭😭 i literally can’t do this rn

ohmygod what did liz tomforde put in this book ??? i literally cannot stop giggling snd kicking my feet. i may need a lobotomy.

“my future wife.” 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️ 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

ooof… the self-sabotage goes craZyyy 🤧😵‍💫🫩🫨😣😭

“do not interrupt her” 😮‍💨

me: i hate age gaps!
also me: reads novel with a 22-year age gap 🫪

“my molly” stopppp i already know im gonna devour this

“there shouldn’t be anything amicable about losing you.” 🫠🫠

sighs we could’ve had it all (a toren/lily/holden poly relationship) 🚬🚬🚬

“i want toren.” it’s giving “call dean” iykyk

they’re so messy but i’m eating it up 😭🤭

“these boobs are life” i’m emotional ??

the way i need zander’s book rn 🫩😩 this is so serious. ms. bailey, we can’t talk here… email me.

it has only ever been, and always will be, you >>>>>>>

i swear everett ramos appears on the page and suddenly i’m beating my chest like a caveman chanting MYMANMYMANMYMAN🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

“i am an agent of death. i am not adorable.”

narrator: the agent of death was, in fact, extremely adorable.

stoppp he’s so bby girl

“and i thought we had all the time in the world.” paiiiin 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“but i’d have you.” im actual going to throw up.. i cannot do this

“he knows i’d follow you anywhere.” f*ckk i hate this book 😭😭😭😭