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“she tore him apart and remade him. it took her less than a second.” pg. 1 and i’m already unwell mind u

xaden. me. garrick. paris.

strictly for cultural enrichment purposes ofc!!

rory “slutty little earrings” myndacious
rory “slutty little eyeliner” myndacious
rory “the foulest knight in all of traum” myndacious

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ulmee if u see this, no u didn’t ❤️ (dw my mate reread will be happening soon i promise!!!!)

no i don’t think u understand,,,,, i’m actively SWEATINGGGG

“i know what you want. be patient and let me give it to you.” i need to lie down

*screams in bi panic*

“my jamie” i need to be institutionalized

if he says “my wife” one more time, i’m actually gonna combust

“and i’m not going to pretend like we didn’t just make out,” he said. “you know what we should do instead? talk about it.”

transcending the game. truly.

monty is so hot 😫

screaming, cryign, throwing up ‼️ thank u sm dial press for the arc <3

gonna need at least ONE miles (the loml if u even care) appearance tho 🙏😩

emma is honestly kind of insufferable

miles casually and seemingly randomly calling her “len” after realizing that the people who love her most all have their own unique names for her is sososo important to me 😭😭 like hELLOOOO?!?

“he treats you well?” “mom, he walked into hell and dragged me back out.” lives were changed (mine)

i have literally not stopped thinking about this book — these characters (miles, honeyy, come home, the kids miss u) — since i first read it, and it’s been consuming my thoughts lately even more so than usual, so naturally another reread was in order.

“still” *screams into my pillow* i need to be sedated

apparently my tbr is none of my business 😄

“watch your f*cking tone when you’re talking to the mother of my child.”

so i’m 34 weeks today 🤰

“call your dog off, eaton.” “woof!” “dude. i think i’m in love with your sister-in-law.” was missing them reaaal bad,, so naturally a reread was necessary 😌

kai’s speech 😭😭 i literally can’t do this rn

ohmygod what did liz tomforde put in this book ??? i literally cannot stop giggling snd kicking my feet. i may need a lobotomy.

“my future wife.” 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️ 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

ooof… the self-sabotage goes craZyyy 🤧😵‍💫🫩🫨😣😭

“do not interrupt her” 😮‍💨

me: i hate age gaps!
also me: reads novel with a 22-year age gap 🫪

“my molly” stopppp i already know im gonna devour this

“there shouldn’t be anything amicable about losing you.” 🫠🫠

sighs we could’ve had it all (a toren/lily/holden poly relationship) 🚬🚬🚬

“i want toren.” it’s giving “call dean” iykyk