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I know it's sexist but the Tulsa Babes is objectively a great name for a football team

folks remember to always check the page count before you order a book online

I’m trying to learn tree facts but this guy keeps putting them in deeply affecting stories that bridge with our collective humanity and double as paeans to our natural world! fuck!

this lorax-ass “i speak for the trees” mf

memoirists: I first met Adam October 2nd, 1998. He wore a faded mauve cardigan and whenever he smiled, the corners of his lips would twitch, heralding the toothy grin about to spread across his wide jaw. “Hi, Adam.” I said shyly.

me: A guy walked up to me. “I’m Adam” he said. “Adam,” I thought. “Adam. Remember name is Adam. His name is Adam. Adam.” “Nice to meet you Jeremy” I said loudly.

hi i'm johnny knoxville and this is the 256-page-long cry

[staring at the glass of water the Arrakeen waiter has placed in front of me] do you have any pepsi

really hoping that whenever my eyes read the words "Paul Atreides" my brain pictures kyle maclachlan, then timothee chalamet, then gives up and pictures both at once in kind of a 2009-era 'what will your baby look like' facebook app situation

i’m on page 171

Learning a lot! mostly about beavers

Bailing on this one! Premise is too gross. Enjoyed Bright-Sided so pretty disappointed

this book is so long. when will i get to see the light