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[staring at the glass of water the Arrakeen waiter has placed in front of me] do you have any pepsi

really hoping that whenever my eyes read the words "Paul Atreides" my brain pictures kyle maclachlan, then timothee chalamet, then gives up and pictures both at once in kind of a 2009-era 'what will your baby look like' facebook app situation