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“If we’re going to play this imprudent game, I promise you, I will win.”
She gave me an exasperated look.
“Only you would sneak imprudent into the same sentence as game,” she quipped, then jumped to her feet and returned fire.

10/10 🤣🤣🤣

“Standing there, dark wings beating like bad omens, was the dragon shifter of legend. I now completely understood how it was possible for characters to release a breath they didn’t know they were holding.”

I can’t with this 🤣

“Xavier was a sniveling slug.
You disliked him because you wanted the title of master librarian.
And now it seems there is a job opening. How fortuitous for me.”

Go Library 🤣

🙂🔫🔫🔫

Still fighting to finish this

“You do realise,” said Wellesley, “that you’ve only got one man here.”
“No,” said Aurienne, with ruefulness born of sad truth. “I’ve got a monster.”

😎

“There was such witchery in a pair of bright eyes.
Pity they had to be hers.”

👀

“You—you killed someone while they were eating yoghurt?” asked Aurienne.
“Yes. It was good yoghurt, too.”
“You ate the yoghurt?”
“After he was dead, yes. He’d hardly touched it. What? What’s the matter? Have you mistaken me for someone respectable?”

🤣🤣

Another useless pov? Ugh, kill me now.

So far, the writing feels a bit off but okay

“That’s Dean,” I tell Demi, who for once is speechless.
“Oh,” she finally remarks. “Wow.”
I narrow my eyes. “What does that mean?”
“It means he’s insanely attractive.”
“Yeah, and he knows it,” Garrett says with a sigh.

Let’s go, bitches 😎🤣

“I’m in jail right now and I’m hoping you might be able to come here and talk to the officers and, you know, do your thing?”
“My thing?”
“Yelling at people,” I clarify.

🤣🤣🤣

This book is already annoying me

“I couldn’t look at you after because I was scared. I almost lost you, and you’re the only thing I have in the world that I give a damn about.”
“What about hockey?” I joke weakly.
“Hockey is a game. You’re my life.”

😭😭😭😭

“For a while, I even hoped the two of you might become something more-”
“Me and Lance?” I scoffed. “He fucking wishes.”

Darius fucking wishes 😮‍💨

“Are you done?”
“You know what, Lance?”
“What, beautiful?” I asked.
“Sometimes you’re an asshole.”
“Don’t sell me short, I’m an asshole all the time.”

Hahahah love them!

“P.S. If you’re trying to contact my merch shop call 5318008-535173. We’re now taking pre-orders for next year’s tiny snakes in tiny hats calendar. Byeeee.”

Hahahahah of course this is Leon’s voicemail 🤣

“Do you think it’s Gabriel? Maybe he got hit on the head and he’s lost all memory of who he was, and now he identifies as a bird, and we’ll find him in there with his wings out and his eyes all cuckoo as he tries to communicate to us in bird language.”
“Your imagination scares me sometimes,” Dante murmured, then pressed his hand to the wall.
“We’re coming, Gabe!”

Omg 🤣 I’m dying here

Milton’s pov? Seriously? This book is dragging on so much already 🫩

“I was cold. Perpetually cold in a way I knew would never leave me, the fire which had been my love for Darius Acrux no longer heating my veins.”

This is so tiring, omg. Get over it. Nobody cares. Atte: Darius’s #1 hater (as a love interest)

Thirty-two pages and I already remembered why I hate Tella so much. Ugh

I’m screaming!!!

If Darius has no haters, I’m dead, people. This jackass isn’t a good love interest and I’ll die on that hill. And yes, that’s coming from someone who already read Heartless Sky.

I sincerely hope Shiloh never forgives her uncle after this. He doesn't deserve anything.

“Apparently I need to teach all of you how to lock a fucking door”

🤣🤣

Levi’s so sweet 🥹

“The sooner she accepted she was going to have to bow to us the better.”

If ToryDarius has no haters, I'm dead.

“Come on, Dragon boy,” I taunted and I suddenly realised that I’d actually missed his usual challenges and teasing comments. I wanted him to bite back at me, needed him to stand up to my shit and call me out on my crap.

Are you kidding me? Are you seriously going to tell me that she misses him acting like a jerk? Gah 😖