Ali L > Recent Status Updates

girl ain’t no dick this good without the devil involved you gotta RUN

I have never said “what the fuck” out loud so many times while reading a book in my life

good lord it’s like watching a train wreck in front of you

y’all weren’t kidding I am thirty pages in and my blood pressure is straight up elevated lol I gotta take a break and consume some microplastics

y’all I love these books but there are like three hundred pages that are near-death scenes like someone has to either actually die or we need to remove eight or nine chapters lol

I paused the audiobook, downloaded the ebook from KU, figured out where I was, then logged it just so I could make this update because WHAT THE FUUUUUUCKKKKKKK IT’S HAPPENING OH MY GOD

omg poor Aren is living that ethics class trolley problem section rn

James is really gunning for Aren’s role of “king of ‘I hate her so much god I hope she’s okay’” from book 2

I sort of forgot this was the final book in the series so I wasn’t expecting EVERYONE to be in it omg what a treat we got POVs in every area code KERIS IS THAT YOOOOUUUUUU

I swear to Jesus Christ himself that if one goddamn thing happens to Dippy in this book I am opening a portal to hell and taking you all with me

I know people were worried that this was going to be more historical fiction than historical romance but this guy is currently having several existential crises because he saw a glimpse of his boss’s stocking-clad calf which sums up historical romance pretty well

y’all this is so good it’s actually making me giddy like dead-ass I’m kicking my feet up screaming-into-a-pillow delightful

something just happened that made me slap my hand over my mouth like I was gonna FAINT OH MY GOD

can someone with the ebook tell me how many times the word “grin” is used here because it has to be somewhere in the two hundred range already

I’ve never read a book where the side plot is the MMC’s cousin’s preeclampsia before

i am extremely upset right now

I’m so into what just happened IM TOXIC AS FUUUUUUCK

Ix’s TITS y’all

this shit is fucking me up (positive) I need a nature walk or some green juice or to talk to god or something

I gotta get my boy some nicotine gum

my dumb ass really was made for a mystery book, every single plot twist has me like 😲 I’m so bad at predicting this shit lololol

what are we doing here

Dan’s books make me feel like I’m wrapping myself in a buttery-yellow blanket and sinking into my couch to watch a romcom maybe there is a tray of snacks and Coke Zero idk but I just know that I’m in for a romp and I’ll be happy the whole time

not to be dramatic but I’ve been dangling from a cliff side for weeks and this book just offered me a rope to climb to safety

I hope the happy ending of this book is Denz telling his whole unsupportive catty family to go fuck themselves while he goes off to live alone on a ranch somewhere

If I went to England for five years and came back to the states only drinking tea and saying “innit” and “rubbish” y’all would be allowed to hit me with a car

LMAO WHAT THE FUCK

jesus fucking christ how can this go on for two hundred more pages

finally something is happening besides this guy not swearing and doing long division for fun

accuracy in sci-fi is wasted on me. This guy could be saying “the paragrem was four dolemeters wide but only six haxiyangs long, which is nearly impossible, for obvious reasons” and I’d be like “yeah those reasons do seem pretty obvious” like I’ll literally believe anything