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“Have you kissed anyone before?” he asks, running his thumb over Shae’s lip.
Shae’s eyes dart away. “What kind of idiot would kiss a necromancer?”
“In my defense,” Arthur says, “you’re a very attractive necromancer.”

Im giggling

If you see me reading more than 3 books at once - NO YOU DIDNT

GAHHHHHHHHHH this audio narrator drives me crazy bc he does amazing voices he truly does but he takes SUCH BIG PAUSES I keep thinking he's at the end of a chapter or a scene but no just a new sentence

I call it now, Elethior has a big fat crush on Sebastian

“Wait. Where are we going?” Liam called right before I closed the door.
“Zarall. There is a Vampire Prince I was supposed to kill that I didn’t.”

OMG SO HES ALIVEEEEE

“You really don’t know who you are dealing with, do⁠—”
His words cut off as a clawed hand burst through the center of him. He screamed and reached for his chest, the blue tattoos on his skin flickering.
“I do,” Kaden’s voice, deep and animalistic, whispered from behind him.

Listen I know he's the villain but that was lowkey hot

Charlie: I dont usually like kissing but I really like kissing you
Dev: “Maybe that means you’re becoming more comfortable in your own skin,” Dev says. He’s not sure who he’s trying to convince.

two men in hard deep denial😭

“You’re looking for a man- shaped person to share the night with?” Charlie asks primly.

LOL

“And who knows,” Maureen says cloyingly. “Maybe you’ll even find real love by the end.”
He won’t. That’s the one thing he knows for absolute certain.

bc he's gay?

I just realized earlier today I paused this to continue another book im cr and I completely forgot it and i fully thought I finished this one and returned the audiobook on libby only to now open the app and see i still have it on cr and apparently I didn't finish it😭😭😭

oh you must be kidding me what is this sorry excuse of a third act breakup

okay let's wrap it up I'm starting to get bored there's no reason for a rom com to be more than 400 pages

damn I had a feeling it wouldn't be spicy

This book is fucking HILARIOUS I think i highlighted half of it already

these two are the fakest fake boyfriends to ever exist
"ohhh let's fake text each other but it means text for real so people would believe we are really dating even tho no one ACTUALLY could tell if we're ACTUALLY texting or not. But it fake."

epilogue? No no that cant be right. Ha ha. *eye twitching* What do u mean epilogue. No. Nope. No way it's over. *hysterical laughter* No way. There must be more. Its not over. I AM NOT READY. AHHHHHHHHHHH. Give me more. GIVE ME MORE.

they kidnapped niel- I NEED ANDREW'S POV SOMEONE GIVE ME A FIC QUICK

"That's a first," Neil said. "Do I get a prize for shutting you up?"
"A quick death," Andrew said. "I've already decided where to hide your body."
"Six feet under?" Neil guessed.
"Stop talking," Andrew said, and kissed him.


GIGGLING AND KICKING ME FEET

How a man who viewed the world with such studied disconnect could kiss like this, Neil didn't know, but he wasn't going to complain.

YEEASSSSSSSSSSSS

"You hate me, remember?"
"Every inch of you," Andrew said. "That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you."
The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn't fall over. "You like me."
"I hate you," Andrew corrected him, but Neil barely heard him.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FINALLY

This is so fucked up oh I love it

I ONLY WANTED TO CHECK ON GOOGLE WHAT ANDREW HAS BUT I THINK I JUST GOT SPOILED BIG TIME

I have no idea whats going on there are too many characters all at once with similar names and idk which is which

I'm sorry i can't get over how bullshit their excuse for hooking up is
If a straight guy wanted to get better at sex why the hell would he practice with another GUY??😭😭😭 just say you wanna fuck your best friend for god's sake

THIS IS SO FUNNN oh I might finally break my slump with this one

Every time I think me and Caleb are finally getting some groundwork and establishing what could be called a friendship, I do something stupid— like make him think I hate his sexuality or hump him in my sleep.

LOL

“Topless chicken! Matty, put Salem on your shoulders. Xed, keep an eye out for people.”

they're cliff diving into a lake, the girls last minute decided to jump topless, now they're playing "topless chicken" and huckslee and taylor sneaked off to go have sex for the first time under a water stream close by

Forget romance, I want 2 more books just about this friends group
Theyre so free and fun and RESPECTFUL

Huck’s palm tightens around mine. “You are the weirdest group of friends.”
“Nothing weird about platonic cuddling.” Xed’s forehead presses into my back. “Society just says there is.”

they're a group of friends (girls and guys) who accidentally took 2 tents instead of 4 but ended up only using one bc they like to cuddle😭
i love this found family so much😭

Our story has just begun, yet we’re already running out of time.

Please I cant take more😭😭😭

thoughts about the fact that Taylor saved my fucking life, and I assaulted him after disappearing for four years. And then I made out with him, sucked the soul out of his dick after he admitted he was in love with me, then disappeared again. Cue the self-loathing.

They're sooo fucked up and its amazing