Ella L. > Recent Status Updates

“And here comes the part where really attractive people get naked,” Rico said. “And most of them are related. Which isn’t weird. At all.”

Why i can literally hear this as a sentence they'd put in a trailer for the book

“Why are you still here?” I’d asked him.
He’d just shrugged and looked away. “I’m told to be.”

Okay im calling it Robbie will become part of the pack and he'll most likely end up with either carter or Kelly (i need to see him interact with one of them to figure who) anddd maybe the guys from the shop will also have their books now that they're a part too? Praying

His claws gouged the wood on the desk as he growled deeply.
Carter and Kelly whimpered, eyes darting between us.
Elizabeth was pale.
Even Mark looked worried.
Gordo, well. Fuck him.

Lmaooo im sorry this is such an intense serious moment but that last part made me laugh

NO MORE DEATH NO MORE PLEASE
I teared up all the eye drops I put on

BUT I ASKED DIDNT I? I ASKED FOR NOTHING TO HAPPEN TO HER
Omg im legit sobbing rn how did I go from full on laughing and whizzing to sobbing so fast

Thomas said, “Richard Collins has escaped,” and the air was sucked out of the room.

God please don't let anything bad happen to my family😭 i knew something bad was going to happen it was too funny for too long

Kelly said, “This is awkward.”
I said “Nothing happened!”
Carter said “Oh my God, it stinks like sex.”
Joe said “I’m going to kill him a bear.”
There was more staring.
Kelly said “I am so uncomfortable right now.”
I said, “Put your clothes back on.”
Carter said “It’s like I’m drowning in pheromones and boners.”
Joe said “Or maybe a deer.”
Kelly said “I hope you both know you’ve ruined life for me

I'M WHIZZING

“I can’t wait until I’m Alpha so I can tell you what to do all the time.”
“I’m going to tell your dad you only want to be Alpha so you can get in my pants.”
He groaned. “Don’t talk about my dad while I’m trying to seduce you.”
“Stop talking,” I begged him. “Please.”
And then, of course, Carter and Kelly appeared, on their run.
They stopped and stared at us.

IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER MAKE IT STOP (dont)

Carter said, “I hope you’re ready for werewolf stamina. Like, for real. You’re going to be sore. For days.”

Kelly said, “I really wish I hadn’t heard Carter say that. I need to pour bleach on my brain. For days.”

GIGGLING SO BAD

“You’re wearing a bow tie,” I said unnecessarily.
He glanced over at me. “Mom said I had to dress up for this.”
I heard a low snort of laughter coming through the open window above the sink.
And I knew.
I stalked over to the window and looked outside. There, sitting spread out on the grass, were the rest of the Bennetts.
Goddamn fucking werewolves.

THIS ENTIRE SCENE WAS HILARIOUS IM SCREAMING

IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET ngl I was skeptical with the whole all age gap thing BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Please don't let his mom die oh god I'll be so sad

THIS IS SO GOOD

THIS IS SO GOOD

literally only at the prologue but omg its already so sad

“And what if I want more? What will you give me?”
Oh, that was a dangerous question. It was a question I didn’t have the answer to. If he’d let me, I’d give him everything. My heart, my mind, my body, my soul. Patrick could have all of them without a second thought.
“Anything,” I said. It was all I could say. I didn’t want to lie to him.
Buzzzyyyyyyyyyyy

GAWWDDDD this is why friends to lovers can be so superior when done right... the pining the tension and when they finally get intimate its soooo much more hotter after all the waiting

now thisssssssss. THIS is the kind of friends to lovers slow burn I was talking about

Im sorry but this cover is so ugly every time I open the book im like blahhhh omg dont attack me like this
Sorry I just dont like guys with long hair and I definitely dont like guys with a fucking bun😭😭

I mean... he just met him and he already want to jump his bones and fantasies about waking up next to him and holding his hand
so does it count as insta lust or insta love? Doesn't matter I hate both

This better be worth it

IM SHOCKED TO FIND OUT AFTER ALL THIS TIME THAT IT ISNT CLOSE DOOR? THEY'RE EVEN SAYING THE WORD COCK? I really thought these two virgin will never go past kissing let alone have it described

FREE ME from fen's povs

THIS ISN'T PROGRESSING

I loooooove slow burn so much.... but man do I need a book with some filthy smut after this

It’s better to get both done with at the same time.’
‘How utterly romantic’
‘It has nothing to do with romance,’ Elician snaps back. ‘This isn’t about romance.’
'Oh? Did you manage to impregnate him last night?’ Adalei asks sweetly. Lio sputters–useless in light of the two most important people in his life taking turns jousting with each other. Cat too, seems horrified by the turn of the conversation

GIGGLING

‘I’m going to marry him.’
‘You’re what?’ Her testimony could not possibly have been that persuasive. (...) One does not just marry the first assassin they find on the shores of a river. Or the first foreign prince who is mildly agreeable. Or the first person you happen to fall asleep with after returning home from imprisonment. It is inappropriate to assume otherwise

LMAOOO

‘Please, take care of my daughter . . . watch over her and Lio. Tell him he’s everything I could have hoped for for her. That he has my blessing, now and always. Please. Follow this last command.’

Maaaaaan why am I crying this isnt even lio and adalei's book but damn now I want their own book

Insaneeeeeeeeee scheme was just revealed, its the middle of the night and I want to stand up and applause but also yell at them they did EVERYTHING for this, wow.

THE PLOT TWISTS KEEPS ON COMING OMG

them: cat why didnt you kill us all?
cat: ....
what he says: ‘Your brother is kind. He is . . . the kindest man I have ever known. And I did not want to repay that kindness by harming those he – unknowingly – put in danger by entrusting me to their care.’

so basically: I want to fuck your brother and he'll be angry if I kill his entire family