Ella L.’s Reviews > Wolfsong > Status Update

“And here comes the part where really attractive people get naked,” Rico said. “And most of them are related. Which isn’t weird. At all.”

Why i can literally hear this as a sentence they'd put in a trailer for the book

“Why are you still here?” I’d asked him.
He’d just shrugged and looked away. “I’m told to be.”

Okay im calling it Robbie will become part of the pack and he'll most likely end up with either carter or Kelly (i need to see him interact with one of them to figure who) anddd maybe the guys from the shop will also have their books now that they're a part too? Praying

His claws gouged the wood on the desk as he growled deeply.
Carter and Kelly whimpered, eyes darting between us.
Elizabeth was pale.
Even Mark looked worried.
Gordo, well. Fuck him.

Lmaooo im sorry this is such an intense serious moment but that last part made me laugh

NO MORE DEATH NO MORE PLEASE
I teared up all the eye drops I put on

BUT I ASKED DIDNT I? I ASKED FOR NOTHING TO HAPPEN TO HER
Omg im legit sobbing rn how did I go from full on laughing and whizzing to sobbing so fast

Thomas said, “Richard Collins has escaped,” and the air was sucked out of the room.

God please don't let anything bad happen to my family😭 i knew something bad was going to happen it was too funny for too long

“I can’t wait until I’m Alpha so I can tell you what to do all the time.”
“I’m going to tell your dad you only want to be Alpha so you can get in my pants.”
He groaned. “Don’t talk about my dad while I’m trying to seduce you.”
“Stop talking,” I begged him. “Please.”
And then, of course, Carter and Kelly appeared, on their run.
They stopped and stared at us.

IM GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER MAKE IT STOP (dont)

Carter said, “I hope you’re ready for werewolf stamina. Like, for real. You’re going to be sore. For days.”

Kelly said, “I really wish I hadn’t heard Carter say that. I need to pour bleach on my brain. For days.”

GIGGLING SO BAD

“You’re wearing a bow tie,” I said unnecessarily.
He glanced over at me. “Mom said I had to dress up for this.”
I heard a low snort of laughter coming through the open window above the sink.
And I knew.
I stalked over to the window and looked outside. There, sitting spread out on the grass, were the rest of the Bennetts.
Goddamn fucking werewolves.

THIS ENTIRE SCENE WAS HILARIOUS IM SCREAMING

IM GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET ngl I was skeptical with the whole all age gap thing BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS I CANT STOP LAUGHING