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Wouter van Noort is 29% done with Circe

My skin was glowing, my teeth set. Does no one have the courage? Will no one dare to face me? So you see, in my way, I was eager for what came.

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Wouter van Noort is 22% done with Circe

It was not a word I knew. It was not a word anyone knew, then. "Pharmakis," I said. Witch

— Jan 07, 2026 02:53PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 16% done with Circe

My thought was this: that all my life had been murk and depths, but I was not a part of that dark water. I was a creature within it.

— Jan 07, 2026 08:22AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 11% done with Circe

An aunt stayed on and named me Hawk, Circe, for my yellow eyes, and the strange, thin sound of my crying.

— Jan 07, 2026 02:07AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 6% done with Circe

When I was born, the name for what I was did not exist.
They called me nymph, assuming I would be like my mother and aunts and thousand cousins. Least of the lesser goddesses, our powers were so modest they could scarcely ensure our eternities.

— Jan 06, 2026 08:12AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 92% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Patrick had never in his life felt more foolish. So convinced was he that Emory would lose interest with the years, it had never occurred to him that his love for Patrick might grow.

— Jan 05, 2026 11:11AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 86% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

A knock on the door. It wasn't room service standing in front of him with an unwanted pitcher of juice nor was it his niece or nephew, but rather someone else, someone who took his breath away. "It's you."

— Jan 05, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 78% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Eventually Greg spoke. "We did a good job with them, didn't we?"
Patrick tried not to laugh as he set his glass on the table.
"Oh, now it's we?"

— Jan 05, 2026 02:26AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 71% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

As soon as he entered the lobby, Grant leaped out from behind the circular banquette and Patrick screamed in a pitch he was not proud of and dropped two of the bags he was holding.

— Jan 04, 2026 11:26AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 64% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"It's true. I've been asked to join the cast of Grease," Patrick said sheepishly. "It's a glorified cameo, you know, for fun. And to help with ticket sales. I'm going to give them, teach them, the hand jive."

— Jan 04, 2026 12:27AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 59% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Please excuse Patrick," Clara said.
"His favorite subject is Patrick."

— Jan 03, 2026 07:41AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 53% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Everything bothers me," Patrick clarified as he pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. "But I'm being very brave."

— Jan 03, 2026 01:34AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 47% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Maisie sneered. "I was hoping she'd walk the plank."
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.

— Jan 02, 2026 01:24PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 40% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Thank you, Greg mouthed to his brother.
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.

— Jan 02, 2026 07:43AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 29% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Now that he was back in front of the cameras, he realized how much an integral part of him acting was. Yes, Palm Springs had almost constant sunshine, but it was nothing compared to the hot lights of a movie set.

— Jan 02, 2026 01:56AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 21% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"GUP!" the kids screamed as they emerged from the passenger bridge and spotted their uncle at the gate. Celebrities had access to a whole host of perks while flying, but apparently so did adults meeting children flying alone.

— Jan 01, 2026 02:43PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 14% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Patrick's view was the rooftops of Mayfair, which was charming, exactly what you'd want from London, as if Mary Poppins and her merry band of chimney sweeps might shoot out of smokestacks with a gentle cough of ash and start stepping in time.

— Jan 01, 2026 07:21AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 7% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Patrick," Greg began, "I really do need your help with the kids."
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.

— Jan 01, 2026 02:29AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 90% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'It is, it's snowing! How magical!' I said, running around in circles.
It was only a light dusting but it still made me feel even more like Alfie the Christmas cat.

— Dec 31, 2025 02:58AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 84% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

You're right, people can be funny. If only they were more like cats.

— Dec 30, 2025 03:16PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 78% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I was still waiting until the advent calendars arrived, because then I knew we had only a few weeks to Christmas. The anticipation was killing me.

— Dec 30, 2025 11:26AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 71% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

Oh she was good. She was very, very good.
But even so, she was no match for this cat.

— Dec 30, 2025 03:54AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 63% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

The only downside to Christmas tree shopping was that us cats were banned. As was Pickles. George, Pickles, and I could only sit at home and wait for the tree to arrive.

— Dec 29, 2025 03:17PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 54% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

Sometimes cat travel can be dangerous; I can't count the number of times my tail's been stepped on, or my paws for that matter. But, of course we love our freedom, so it's a small price to pay.

— Dec 29, 2025 10:42AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 46% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

We were wrapped in Christmas suddenly, although not literally. At home, we played Christmas songs all the time, and I was fully in Christmas mode.

— Dec 29, 2025 02:40AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 40% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I was hoping they would take videos of us, because cats were the most popular thing on social media, I was pretty sure.
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.

— Dec 28, 2025 03:53PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 34% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

The day of the auditions was here. I was both excited and relieved. Excited because we cats would find out what our part in the Nativity show was, besides being the masterminds behind it, of course.

— Dec 28, 2025 05:01AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 25% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'Meow.' I had twenty-four hours to come up with the best idea ever.

— Dec 27, 2025 02:51PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 19% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'Hi Alfie,' Claire said, picking me up and giving me a cuddle. 'I've started making lists for Christmas. We both love Christmas don't we?'

— Dec 27, 2025 03:12AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 13% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I knew it would come down to me to try to find a way to fix this.
Dustbin kept the rodents under control, I kept the humans under control. I have to admit I think his job is easier though, even though I'm not keen on rodents.

— Dec 26, 2025 03:12AM Add a comment

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