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Wouter van Noort is 64% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"It's true. I've been asked to join the cast of Grease," Patrick said sheepishly. "It's a glorified cameo, you know, for fun. And to help with ticket sales. I'm going to give them, teach them, the hand jive."

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Wouter van Noort is 59% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Please excuse Patrick," Clara said.
"His favorite subject is Patrick."

— 23 hours, 26 min ago Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 53% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Everything bothers me," Patrick clarified as he pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. "But I'm being very brave."

— Jan 03, 2026 01:34AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 47% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Maisie sneered. "I was hoping she'd walk the plank."
Patrick sighed. They were raising Wednesday Addams.

— Jan 02, 2026 01:24PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 40% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Thank you, Greg mouthed to his brother.
The truth was, Patrick realized, the pleasure had been all his.

— Jan 02, 2026 07:43AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 29% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Now that he was back in front of the cameras, he realized how much an integral part of him acting was. Yes, Palm Springs had almost constant sunshine, but it was nothing compared to the hot lights of a movie set.

— Jan 02, 2026 01:56AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 21% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"GUP!" the kids screamed as they emerged from the passenger bridge and spotted their uncle at the gate. Celebrities had access to a whole host of perks while flying, but apparently so did adults meeting children flying alone.

— Jan 01, 2026 02:43PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 14% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

Patrick's view was the rooftops of Mayfair, which was charming, exactly what you'd want from London, as if Mary Poppins and her merry band of chimney sweeps might shoot out of smokestacks with a gentle cough of ash and start stepping in time.

— Jan 01, 2026 07:21AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 7% done with The Guncle Abroad (The Guncle, #2)

"Patrick," Greg began, "I really do need your help with the kids."
Patrick promised to call back soon. A guncle's work was never done.

— Jan 01, 2026 02:29AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 90% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'It is, it's snowing! How magical!' I said, running around in circles.
It was only a light dusting but it still made me feel even more like Alfie the Christmas cat.

— Dec 31, 2025 02:58AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 84% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

You're right, people can be funny. If only they were more like cats.

— Dec 30, 2025 03:16PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 78% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I was still waiting until the advent calendars arrived, because then I knew we had only a few weeks to Christmas. The anticipation was killing me.

— Dec 30, 2025 11:26AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 71% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

Oh she was good. She was very, very good.
But even so, she was no match for this cat.

— Dec 30, 2025 03:54AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 63% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

The only downside to Christmas tree shopping was that us cats were banned. As was Pickles. George, Pickles, and I could only sit at home and wait for the tree to arrive.

— Dec 29, 2025 03:17PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 54% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

Sometimes cat travel can be dangerous; I can't count the number of times my tail's been stepped on, or my paws for that matter. But, of course we love our freedom, so it's a small price to pay.

— Dec 29, 2025 10:42AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 46% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

We were wrapped in Christmas suddenly, although not literally. At home, we played Christmas songs all the time, and I was fully in Christmas mode.

— Dec 29, 2025 02:40AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 40% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I was hoping they would take videos of us, because cats were the most popular thing on social media, I was pretty sure.
It seemed there was no end to our usefulness.

— Dec 28, 2025 03:53PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 34% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

The day of the auditions was here. I was both excited and relieved. Excited because we cats would find out what our part in the Nativity show was, besides being the masterminds behind it, of course.

— Dec 28, 2025 05:01AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 25% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'Meow.' I had twenty-four hours to come up with the best idea ever.

— Dec 27, 2025 02:51PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 19% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

'Hi Alfie,' Claire said, picking me up and giving me a cuddle. 'I've started making lists for Christmas. We both love Christmas don't we?'

— Dec 27, 2025 03:12AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 13% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I knew it would come down to me to try to find a way to fix this.
Dustbin kept the rodents under control, I kept the humans under control. I have to admit I think his job is easier though, even though I'm not keen on rodents.

— Dec 26, 2025 03:12AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 7% done with Alfie the Christmas Cat (Alfie #7)

I'm Alfie, if you haven't met me before, and George is my kitten, although he's not exactly a kitten anymore. I am a doorstep cat, which means I have more than one home, more than one family that I spend time with.

— Dec 25, 2025 12:16PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 87% done with One Day in December

It's late and the lights are low, and his green-gold eyes are the same green-gold eyes I looked into one December night from the top deck of a bus on Camden High Street. It seems like a lifetime ago.

— Dec 24, 2025 02:52PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 76% done with One Day in December

I'm not in the mood to make any new resolutions for the year ahead. Instead, I'm just going to try to concentrate on looking after what's really important. The people I love.

— Dec 24, 2025 12:10PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 69% done with One Day in December

It's crushing to know that it's still there, like a muscle reflex.
That when someone says 'the man you've always dreamed of',
I think of Jack O'Mara.

— Dec 24, 2025 07:03AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 62% done with One Day in December

Perhaps it's time to learn how to stand on our own,
Rather than lean on each other.

— Dec 24, 2025 03:23AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 56% done with One Day in December

I think both of our thoughts turn back to that other night a few months back, and I send up a silent hope that tonight will be memorable for all the right reasons.

— Dec 23, 2025 04:10PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 48% done with One Day in December

I check the coq au vin, and I'm pleased to report it looks quite a lot like the picture in the recipe book. Hey there, Jamie Oliver, my coq's better than your coq.

— Dec 23, 2025 07:26AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 42% done with One Day in December

I lay my head against the cold glass as we turn the corner, my heart and my conscience lead heavy in my chest.
I wish I'd never laid eyes on Jack O'Mara.

— Dec 22, 2025 02:53PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 36% done with One Day in December

I catch my breath, trying to keep my thoughts inside my head, but they seep out, like water through my fingers. "The first time we met or the very first time?" Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.

— Dec 22, 2025 08:08AM Add a comment

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