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Wouter van Noort is 61% done with Amelia, If Only

I press my lips together, trying to rein in my expression. But I'm clearly not as slick as I think I am, because... Walter looks right at me. Just for the barest split second.

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Wouter van Noort is 54% done with Amelia, If Only

Walter freaking Holland. Honest to God, he could pop up at any moment. He could literally be standing there as soon as the elevator doors open. The elevator doors open, revealing a modest landing area. Empty.

— 11 hours, 22 min ago Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 46% done with Amelia, If Only

Natalie's on the back porch, playing guitar in her pajamas, head bowed forward, ponytail grazing her shoulder. I can't tell if she's singing along or just mouthing the words. But I know the exact moment she sees me. The dimples always give her away.

— Oct 02, 2026 10:08AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 40% done with Amelia, If Only

I slip out of my sneakers as soon as we hit sand. Me in my romantic protagonist era. That's right, hotties. I'm Amelia Hart Applebaum, she/her, and I like candlelit dinners and long walks on- Seaweed. And nine zillion broken shells.

— Oct 02, 2026 02:09AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 34% done with Amelia, If Only

Cause of death: murdered by sunbeams. Time of death: ass-o-clock in the morning. I don't know whose Aunt Jojo needs to hear this, but window blinds exist.

— Oct 01, 2026 02:40PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 28% done with Amelia, If Only

"Good work. Keep it up." I give her two thumbs-up, and she rolls her eyes in response. But it's the smiling kind of eye roll. I think I even spot dimples.

— Oct 01, 2026 02:07AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 23% done with Amelia, If Only

Hear me out. Say you wish on a dandelion, and it comes true. Does that mean dandelion magic is real? Nope. Just because the wish came true doesn't mean the dandelion did it. But it could have been the dandelion.

— Sep 30, 2026 03:24PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 18% done with Amelia, If Only

According to Jojo, the amusement park's walking distance;
Technically true, I guess, since we're walking there.

— Sep 30, 2026 10:36AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 12% done with Amelia, If Only

Ex. Hey, that's a nice word. Simple, easy to spell, warms the heart. Wholly underrated, if you- Okay, head in the game, Applebaum.

— Sep 30, 2026 07:39AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 6% done with Amelia, If Only

Prom itself requires a very particular headspace.
Unfortunately, that space does not currently contain my head.

— Sep 30, 2026 02:14AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 92% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

'We Solve Murders,' says Rosie, nodding.
'Great name for a book.'

— Sep 29, 2026 08:13AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 86% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

A figure emerges from the bushes and, pointing a shotgun, looks down at him. And so it is that, just before the final gunshot, he finally gets to look François Loubet in the eye.

— Sep 29, 2026 01:43AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 81% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

The checklist came good in the end. Point Six: Act decisively.
The next ten minutes will tell her everything she needs to know.

— Sep 28, 2026 02:53PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 76% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

'Either he's not involved at all, or he's a very good actor.'
Rosie looks at Steve. 'And I think we both know the answer to that.'

— Sep 28, 2026 11:22AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 71% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

A lot of people are finding it hard to sleep tonight.
All for their own reasons.

— Sep 28, 2026 07:18AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 66% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

You need a job doing properly, sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

— Sep 28, 2026 02:02AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 61% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Killing someone in a prison is very easy. Even in a Dubai prison. The place is full of murderers who will do anything for money. And that's before you even get to the prisoners.

— Sep 27, 2026 03:17PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 56% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

I know what you did. And you won't get away with it.
RIP.

— Sep 27, 2026 11:54AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 51% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Amy will definitely join Rosie for that drink, if she survives the next thirty minutes.

— Sep 27, 2026 07:42AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 46% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

It's going to take a proper professional to kill Amy Wheeler.
This woman knows what she's doing.

— Sep 27, 2026 01:25AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 41% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Amy has been in mortal danger in many countries over the last few years, but St Lucia has to be one of the most beautiful.

— Sep 26, 2026 01:57PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 36% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

He picks up the card that came with the flowers and opens it.
It reads: YOU'RE DEAD.

— Sep 26, 2026 06:54AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 31% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Amy has four murders to solve, with just Rosie D'Antonio and her father-in-law, Steve, to help her. She gives a little smile, finding that she actually rather likes those odds. Her old friend adrenaline has returned.

— Sep 26, 2026 01:40AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 26% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

'On the floor, hands on head. If you reach for your weapon, I will shoot.' The man who had so recently brought her an oat-bran porridge with chia seeds now has his gun pointing directly at her head. Albeit upside down.

— Sep 25, 2026 02:14PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 21% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Please, please, please, Andrew Fairbanks has to be the last death. No more killing. This is not what I asked for. You can have all the money back if you make this stop.

— Sep 25, 2026 08:40AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 16% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Steve Wheeler still reads about murder, of course he does. Just as a retired centre-forward still looks at the football scores on a Saturday afternoon.

— Sep 25, 2026 03:04AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 11% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

'Oh, Amy, I'd rather be murdered than bored.'
And on that point, Amy Wheeler, who spent so much of her childhood trying to be as quiet and as small as possible, is inclined to agree.

— Sep 24, 2026 03:17PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 6% done with We Solve Murders (We Solve Murders, #1)

Yes, just for a day, everybody had wanted a piece of Andrew Fairbanks. Although, after the sharks had finished with him, there weren't that many pieces left. And that's showbusiness.

— Sep 24, 2026 11:08AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 73% done with Muñeca

I watch her hands speed through the letters, and my mouth opens wide as I read what she's spelling out. Kill them.

— Sep 24, 2026 02:44AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 41% done with Muñeca

Now the light bulb flickers off, leaving me in the dusty dark. When it sputters back on, I see the box, shoved behind a pair of saddle shoes. The dust covering it almost seems to glow in the thin light.

— Sep 23, 2026 03:56PM Add a comment

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