Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > We Solve Murders > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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Please, please, please, Andrew Fairbanks has to be the last death. No more killing. This is not what I asked for. You can have all the money back if you make this stop.
— Sep 25, 2026 08:40AM
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Wouter van Noort
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Amy has been in mortal danger in many countries over the last few years, but St Lucia has to be one of the most beautiful.
— 2 hours, 37 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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He picks up the card that came with the flowers and opens it.
It reads: YOU'RE DEAD.
— 9 hours, 40 min ago
It reads: YOU'RE DEAD.
Wouter van Noort
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Amy has four murders to solve, with just Rosie D'Antonio and her father-in-law, Steve, to help her. She gives a little smile, finding that she actually rather likes those odds. Her old friend adrenaline has returned.
— 14 hours, 54 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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'On the floor, hands on head. If you reach for your weapon, I will shoot.' The man who had so recently brought her an oat-bran porridge with chia seeds now has his gun pointing directly at her head. Albeit upside down.
— Sep 25, 2026 02:14PM
Wouter van Noort
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Steve Wheeler still reads about murder, of course he does. Just as a retired centre-forward still looks at the football scores on a Saturday afternoon.
— Sep 25, 2026 03:04AM
Wouter van Noort
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'Oh, Amy, I'd rather be murdered than bored.'
And on that point, Amy Wheeler, who spent so much of her childhood trying to be as quiet and as small as possible, is inclined to agree.
— Sep 24, 2026 03:17PM
And on that point, Amy Wheeler, who spent so much of her childhood trying to be as quiet and as small as possible, is inclined to agree.
Wouter van Noort
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Yes, just for a day, everybody had wanted a piece of Andrew Fairbanks. Although, after the sharks had finished with him, there weren't that many pieces left. And that's showbusiness.
— Sep 24, 2026 11:08AM