Wouter van Noort’s Reviews > Amelia, If Only > Status Update
Wouter van Noort
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I slip out of my sneakers as soon as we hit sand. Me in my romantic protagonist era. That's right, hotties. I'm Amelia Hart Applebaum, she/her, and I like candlelit dinners and long walks on- Seaweed. And nine zillion broken shells.
— Oct 02, 2026 02:09AM
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Wouter van Noort
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I press my lips together, trying to rein in my expression. But I'm clearly not as slick as I think I am, because... Walter looks right at me. Just for the barest split second.
— 3 hours, 47 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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Walter freaking Holland. Honest to God, he could pop up at any moment. He could literally be standing there as soon as the elevator doors open. The elevator doors open, revealing a modest landing area. Empty.
— 14 hours, 7 min ago
Wouter van Noort
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Natalie's on the back porch, playing guitar in her pajamas, head bowed forward, ponytail grazing her shoulder. I can't tell if she's singing along or just mouthing the words. But I know the exact moment she sees me. The dimples always give her away.
— Oct 02, 2026 10:08AM
Wouter van Noort
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Cause of death: murdered by sunbeams. Time of death: ass-o-clock in the morning. I don't know whose Aunt Jojo needs to hear this, but window blinds exist.
— Oct 01, 2026 02:40PM
Wouter van Noort
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"Good work. Keep it up." I give her two thumbs-up, and she rolls her eyes in response. But it's the smiling kind of eye roll. I think I even spot dimples.
— Oct 01, 2026 02:07AM
Wouter van Noort
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Hear me out. Say you wish on a dandelion, and it comes true. Does that mean dandelion magic is real? Nope. Just because the wish came true doesn't mean the dandelion did it. But it could have been the dandelion.
— Sep 30, 2026 03:24PM
Wouter van Noort
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According to Jojo, the amusement park's walking distance;
Technically true, I guess, since we're walking there.
— Sep 30, 2026 10:36AM
Technically true, I guess, since we're walking there.
Wouter van Noort
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Ex. Hey, that's a nice word. Simple, easy to spell, warms the heart. Wholly underrated, if you- Okay, head in the game, Applebaum.
— Sep 30, 2026 07:39AM
Wouter van Noort
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Prom itself requires a very particular headspace.
Unfortunately, that space does not currently contain my head.
— Sep 30, 2026 02:14AM
Unfortunately, that space does not currently contain my head.