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Happiness is there for anyone brave enough to look for it

I'm not strong enough for this, this isn't how this was supposed to go, I was supposed to laugh at this book why am I crying what the fuck get me out of here, someone do something

Oh no oh man oh fuck oh no

The only kind of social pressure I'll ever be a victim of

I have a new contender for my Number One Literary Loser list and I gotta say, he's rapidly closing in for first place

Why do I do this to myself

Sliding into conversation to ask what's your dream niche

Just fell to my knees in gratefulness. Some people were born to be writers

No part of me believes any of this can lead to a happy ending

I don't think I'm understanding this book the way it's supposed to be understood

Perhaps I'm not smart enough for this

Miss Delilah Bard.........................

OOOOOH VICTORIA WHEN I CATCH YOU VICTORIA. VICTORIA WHEN I CATCH YOU

Lila Bard is the baddest bitch in the world, hottest most capable murder person to ever exist. And Kell is just some guy

You know what? Hell yeah

Emily is stronger than me because I would've decked this Bumblebee guy 50 pages ago

I can see how this is going to go wrong from a mile away

Surely none of this will end badly

I'm the Leonardo DiCaprio meme pointing at the screen every time some character shows up

I don't deal well with dimwitted protagonist so this might be a problem

Like the first time I read this book, I have underestimated (and forgotten) how the pain slowly builds until you don't know how to deal with it

I am inflicting psychic damage upon myself, why do I do this

Percy is such a badass wtf

CALYPSO GIRL I FEEL SO MUCH FOR YOU

So is it an allergy to happiness and hope? An evil urge to make the reader suffer? Laughing evilly at the supervillain lair after dropping such a cliffhanger?

Chapter one Done, not feeling very confident about this one!
This can either end with me: I'm okay (insane) or I'm okay (dead)