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Eugene favors his mama more than his daddy; he's middle height and narrow all over, with dark hair and a face that's good-looking as long as you get it at the right angle and don't have high expectations in the way of chins.

Shara does not bother to hide her relief. One of the things she values most about her "secretary" is how little he cares for the intricacy of obfuscation: Sigrud is a hammer in a world of nails, and he is satisfied knowing only that.

Toby wonders if pigs get sunburn.

As a hog farmer's daughter, I can tell you that they do and it makes them miserable. We would make a mud puddle for them to roll in. It was soothing & prevented more sun damage if they were mud coated.

The first hole is not a difficult hole, and this is the way, Gary believes, a golf game should start. Like life. In a manner most likely to give you a false sense of hope and potential. Indeed, Gary imagines that life is very much like the first hole at Victoria Glen.
Take out your driver, look down the fairway, safe in the knowledge that nothing has gone wrong.
Yet.

"It's copycat mentality," says Bria's father. "You hit one priest with a rosary and, suddenly, everyone wants to hit a priest with a rosary."
"Fox News is blaming the aliens on the moon," says Bria's mother.
"Priests versus aliens," says Bria's father. "That's a cage match I'd watch."

Thea hasn't spent much time wondering about the aliens and how they look. She's more concerned about getting out of Autumn Leaves and back into her own house.
"I can tell you," says Joan, "I'd rather see them on television."
"Maybe they're beautiful."
"No," says Joan. "If they were beautiful, they would have already shown themselves. The reason we haven't seen them is that they're hideous and probably smell bad."

He's heard of Vrbo and Airbnb.....The more he thinks about people prowling about in his condo, the more he sympathizes with Miranda. He wouldn't care to see the Lagoon turned into a short-term rental with unwashed guests roaming the hallways like a troupe of baboons.

"Do you think the U.S. and Russia are really going to attack the moon?"
"Without proper supervision," says Nico, "there's no telling what those two lug nuts will do."

Gossip was the greatest form of currency in the royal court: like cigarettes in prisons, as she had once been reliably informed by a wayward young aristocrat with experience of both.

Mrs. Sedge, who had come to England twenty years ago from Vienna, had apparently retained little knowledge of her country's cuisine, if she had ever possessed it. Dulcie was always surprised at the thoroughness with which she had acquired all the worst traits of English cooking.

Dulcie keeps a copy of Some Tame Gazelle in the bathroom! 😃

"Something he did--" Giles was suggesting vaguely, when Gwenda chipped in sharply.
"Of course," she said. "Another man!"
She and Miss Marple looked at each other with the assurance of those admitted to a freemasonary from which men were excluded.

"So that's why you're going. To look after them! Can't you ever leave murder alone, woman? Even murder in retrospect?"
Miss Marple gave a small prim smile.