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I’m obsessed 😍

This book started off quick! Which God created her? Good or bad? Royt, hello daddy. Wave

My heart breaks for Mabel. I see me in her. I’m loving this book.

Death by blue balls. Yikes.

I don’t know that I know what is actually going on.

The queen of molded foods 😂

“We leave here together. We leave here whole.” But what about the others?

Mia really knows how to write a thriller. You are thrown straight into the tragedy and you can’t help but keep reading through the dark parts.

They shouldn’t be helping Hekla.

“I turned to see her standing there on the Sledge's shoulder, glaring at Frank. Both she and the Sledge now had pink feather boas around their necks. The Sledge now also wore a cowboy hat. Hanging from the boa on the Sledge's neck was a giant pin-back button that read, "I like my sausages extra large. Penis Parade. Desperado Club Floor One."

"We should go into the Bitches and Penis Parade strip clubs to see if anybody is in there," Donut said. "Plus I've always wanted to see a naked man dance around. One with better moves than that one weird guy who always came over when you were gone. He used to dance in the mirror and stare at himself and call himself a king.
He'd put your socks on his wang and twirl them around in the mirror"

** Spoiler**
Poor Donut.. 🍩 She didn’t mean to kill him 😭 In other news.. Carl got a magical cookbook and a toe ring. Off to the subway 🚇 😉

“We’re going dancing tonight! It is Dirty Shirley time!”

One star. I keep expecting something, any action indicating common sense and not pure stupidity. It has to be embarrassing how bad this book is. It is a rinse and repeat of the housemaid.

Uhm.. Coal miner?

Telling the shoddy lawyer to go by the organic coffee shop before he comes over and then hoping he is still cheerful when he sees the menu. 🤦🏻‍♀️
1. She invited him TO HER “husbands” APARTMENT.
2. She turned down pizza. This isn’t Sex and the City and you are not Charlotte sister. 💁🏻‍♀️

“More than %50” “I’ll give you a quarter million dollars; a half a million dollars.” #WhatAShitHead

I hope he is one of the dead bodies.