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Can't believe I'm eating the whole thing.

Listening to the Andy Serkis read audiobook and I just realized he is doing Gollum for every voice, which sucks. Also, I think he thinks its satire in the sense that its about animals that talk and do human things, and animals don't do that, so that's funny, and not satire in the sense that it's a humorous critique of societal ills taken to their logical conclusion. Weird guy, can't wait to watch his shitty movie.

Listening to the Andy Serkis read audiobook and I just realized he is doing Gollum for every voice, which sucks. Also, I think he thinks its satire in the sense that about animals that talk and do human things, and animals don't do that, so that's funny, and not satire in the sense that it's a humorous critique of an society taken to its logical conclusion. Weird guy, can't wait to watch his shitty movie version.

As stated before, this is the single worst thing I have ever read in my life. Little more than the privileged rantings of a hateful, bigoted author trying oh so desperately to be "hardcore," and "real." Every copy of this, including the audio files I am listening to, should be thrown into a fucking river.

This is the worst thing I have ever read in my life. By far. We all have better things to with our time.

Now that I'm through the introduction and translator's notes; shall we begin...

Started this largely just to say I did, but now that I'm here, this is great, I'm deeply invested, everyone should read this.

You know, I'm starting to wonder when the horse'll show up.

This gets so incredibly violent.

Damn, the homies are fighting

Not that it's uncompelling, but this is a lot (I think I mean this somewhat derogatorily?)