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To be fair this is a 35+ hour audio book I am listening to 30 min of a night it’s going to take me a year to finish

I was so anxious to reread this for the first time since it was published and I was a CHILD but god this not only holds up but is better then I remembered

THIS IS SO GAY

I know it’s probably not like canonically gay but these two ladies are in love in my mind palace

This book talking about racism in Bellingham was so unexpected, I think I read the newspaper article referenced in this for my minor oh my god

I am really enjoying this, I hope the rest has this same energy

Gotta be so for real; I keep falling asleep listening to this and have no idea who half the characters are, BUT it does help me sleep so I will continue listening for that sake

Yum yum obsessive women in a big house

Killing the best chefs is a crime in another level

This is going to ruin my productivity for anything else in my life until it’s done

Mew!! Ha ha ha Mew!

Poirot being SO insecure yet SO vain is great, I love this lil guy

60% in…. Two murders… and no Poirot yet…. Give me my strange man please…..

I know Poirot has already appeared, but there’s a strong lack of him so far and I’m getting nervous and feeling withdrawal

This book…. I started out hating it but now??? Now I am in LOVE!!! Now I am mulling over every detail trying to FIGURE IT OUT AND IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MANY PEOPLE! Ah I love this, the final 20 mins will make or break this as a perfect Poirot experience

I stg if this awful man isn’t murdered I will riot

Why aren’t people mailing ME wedding cake

Is this… knives out?

Poirot hardly being in this book because he is too obsessed with crime fiction is too reflective of my own life

POIROT MENTION ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Alarming lack of Poirot so far

This one is good!!!!

Obsessed with Ms. Lemon complaining about men who play with model trains like same girl

Oh nooOoo I hope this delightful holiday isn’t ruined by a cheater getting murdered oh nooOoOoo