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Quiet as a mouse, quick as a fish!

From now on, it'll be everybody less one.

I wish too many things.

... they would think that I am crazy, he said aloud, but since I am not crazy I do not care.

first you borrow, then you beg

Were you ever a turtle, huh?

you'd be a pitiful bird

I'll wake him, because that's my job.

they don't look like they belong on this planet but I see them standing here on earth

Neglect to have a midlife crisis.

a lifetime of free bus rides

a place that you could only discover by taking a wrong turn

it is a tale told by an idiot

I have done no harm. But I remember now
I am in this earthly world, where to do harm
Is often laudable, to do good sometime
Accounted dangerous folly.

When our actions do not,
Our fears do make us traitors

"too rabid to register"

"whole skullcap"

"potato scallops"

oooof such jarring language

"Time Bandits"

"A drop in the lake."

"Details is knowledge... Knowledge is power"

"He's just staring at me now this guy."

Here I realise this is written in present tense.

"a smile that would light small towns if it only had more time in use"

"big council bus is about to clean her up"

"Hegesistratus"

"bus driver"

"god of seas and garden hoses"

"an exit out of that moment"

"The long magic of a human life."

"Australian misery will never die."