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"Too stupid to know he's got problems."

"... a world-class freak who won't even look me in the eye."

*relates*

"... a lazy, unmotivated, good-for-nothing, full of nothing but complaints."

*relates*

"... ever heard the old saying about it being darkest at the base of the brightest lighthouse?"

"leaf bare always brings green cough"

"I think one day he must have just gotten fed up with crying."

"So... you figure it's noble to star in a melodrama and treat everyone around you like guests at your pity party?"

"To know what is right and choose to ignore it is the act of a coward."

"Now he'll probably have a tantrum and quit!"

"Despite the evil spirit inside him..."

"Try to find some storage space for this information somewhere in that shiny, smooth brain of yours."

"...but it's a fact... you'll have to live with."

"Naruto is doing his best to keep up."

"diminishing arterial health"

"almonds are responsible for killing bees"

Don't worry bees, I'm gonna eat all of the almonds!

Animal kingdom unite!

"The two cats heard a hoarse mew..."

Listening to the audiobook, wondered what in the world these cats are doing with a horse for a moment there.

"yellowfang's grey fur"

oh I forgot how she was described so I've been picturing an entirely mustard yellow coloured cat for quite a while

"That's not evil... That's just batshit crazy, and a little self-centred."

Quiet as a mouse, quick as a fish!

From now on, it'll be everybody less one.

I wish too many things.

... they would think that I am crazy, he said aloud, but since I am not crazy I do not care.

first you borrow, then you beg

Were you ever a turtle, huh?

you'd be a pitiful bird

I'll wake him, because that's my job.

they don't look like they belong on this planet but I see them standing here on earth

Neglect to have a midlife crisis.

a lifetime of free bus rides