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"With a song like a dying balloon and a penchant for attacking humans, the Canada goose is hard to love. But then again, so are most of us."

VELOCIRAPTORS

"I've always felt like I need a vice. I don't know whether this feeling is universal..."

I don't think it is, I think they are just products designed to be addictive.

I hope the teeth v sword fight and the sore armpits made it into the netflix series

"...the slowly decaying organic matter we are..."

"...too many people breathing..."

"...almost as if art isn't optional for humans."

"anti-comet umbrellas"

"It's no wonder we worry about the end of the world. Worlds end all the time."

If Brian had seen Shrek he might have had a better time.

"You can laugh, and please do."

Oh good, because I did. Out loud.

They said they didn't know about that earlier though...
hmmmm

"socks" lmao

"You need to be much less predictable."

"The battle for hearts and minds was being waged, in part, by beings without hearts or minds."

"...being a person has become a liability. Better to just be a disembodied jumble of ideas."

"I had to poop"

hahhaha relatable

"One man cut off three fingers."

What, why?

"Starvation itself can cause mental symptoms."

UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES DID THE MAN IN THE STARVATION EXPERIMENT CUT OFF HIS FINGERS

"Young, female ballet dancers..."

WHY DID YOU TELL ME THAT A MAN CUT OFF THREE OF HIS FINGERS AND THEN SAY NOTHING ELSE ABOUT IT google says it was quite possibly accidental, the starving man was out chopping wood.

"I was not well versed in how monkey stealing worked."

"...fifty chocolate bars a day".

Or, a tablespoon or two of cacao powder.

Are we looking at cacao powder now?

Nope, just leaving it at 50 chocolate bars is a lot and moving on.

"the trunk of my brain car"

"I might have, but I was too shocked by my own incompetence"

"J.R.R. Tolkein"

Ugh that was a little spoiler for a book I definitely should have read by now

"Harold"

???

"In this section, I aim to convince you that any and all claims about food and human health that have been generated by nutrition epidemiology studies can and should be completely ignored."

Wow. Okay. Good luck?

"In the initial segment of the dream his father was standing at the side of a living room looking at him and it was clear from his expression that he was trying to tell Brian something."

He's trying to say that it's okay to cry.

"cried until he was all cried out"
fair

"...feeling sorry for yourself didn't work. It wasn't just that it was wrong to do..."
oh...

"a shadow that lived"