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This is literally shit I’m so confused ??

If I have to read one more internal monologue from this woman I am going to SCREAM

I was never going to read this but my library got it in so here we go I guess

Oh I think I’ve found the Fredrik Backman book for me besties

Ngl struggling with this one. They’re cousins AND it’s boring

Okayyyy I’ll ignore the 790 hockey romance series I’m already in the middle of and read this x

The only reason I’m still reading this is because I jus dnfd so many books in a row but what the fuck is this

I beg someone teach this woman about stranger danger

Hey just a quick question! WHERE has Cam’s personality gone and why is this book sooooooo BORING??

And what if I said this man is getting on my last nerve?

Oh I’m SOOOOOOOO bored

I’m getting so bored of this “oh but she likes me constantly talking about my cock” trope when the FMC is showing NO signs of enjoying it. This is sexual harassment in the workplace! (As in she literally says she will tell HR and he said he “likes a challenge”)

I’m struggling with this I can’t lie. Why set it somewhere beautiful then talk about nothing but the fmcs moles and the mmcs eyes? Is there nothing else to do on this island? Idk just go to the fucking beach or something at least

Wtf is going on?

DNF

He just said “atta girl” but not to any of the dogs in the story. Oh no. That would make too much sense! HE SAID ATTA GIRL TO THE FMC

Absolutely heartbreaking, the whole novel is one thing after another for this poor girl but so beautifully written

I have no idea how this bitch is still alive because she is both stupid AND annoying

Claiming you’re falling in love with a cardboard cut out ass man who you’ve spoken to 3 times is certainly something!

I wish I was joining but I’ve read ONE page since my last update and he’s just said “my stomach cramped” 😭 seriously consider discussing IBS with a medical professional or at least get some meds cos I cannot read another 300 pages of you having tummy troubles

“My abdomen tightened” “my stomach flipped” “my stomach clenched” on every page??? Sometimes more than once??? See a GP!

This book would be much better if the main characters stfu ❤️

I’m literally baffled like what the fuck is going on? There’s putting plot twists in your book and then there’s THIS

2.5. This was fine but I just didn’t care about anything other than figuring out the whole virgin mother thing - the rest was just meh to me

Oop

I can’t believe I’m doing this

I’m giving this series one last chance and it’s on you all if this book is as annoying as the others x

Can someone tell authors that characters don’t need to fall in love on page 3 and it’s okay to give them time to, oh I don’t know, GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER

Im literally team NEITHER OF THEM

I BEG why are we talking about egg yolks? Seriously what is happening