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this got so good

Really hating all this motherhood BS for Annabeth

Idk he seems tired

Random stuff keeps happening, everyone has bad teeth, all the smells mentioned are bad or gross and honestly this is down-lit (the opposite of up-lit)

Depressing, Jesus

Been wanting to read this since I saw it at Bertrand back in July

INTENSE AND SPICY

I KNEW the island was inspired by Madeira!

I couldn’t understand at the beginning why Vincent was still friends with Fred and I understand even LESS now. Like throw the whole man in the trash wtf

Depressing

My Portuguese husband is dependable and hardworking. He’ll be pleased to know this apparently makes him Chinese

Then again maybe not

I find this book kind of annoying now (though still compulsively readable) but I think it would have really resonated 8-10 years ago

Ok the MC is 26 that explains a lot

What is it with British female protagonists who are just so PASSIVE and then wonder why they’re miserable?!?! JFC

Apparently Asians don’t exist in this version of DC

The author clearly watched Parasite, as she’s stolen half of its plot points

The main character is hella dumb and it’s v annoying