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Effy has so much room for growth but unfortunately that means shes probably going to be insufferable for a while before we get there

One day ill learn my lesson with y/a but not today

Imagine you are a simple theater goer, excited to see this new production of King Lear. Not a single clue that it's a tragedy ready for the familiar story of King Lear so ready for it you just can't wait and then before you know it someone is getting both his eyes ripped out.

Everybody in this book is so pathetic what do you mean your name is Slartibartfast

In a genuinely fucking insane turn of events I think Claudia and Armand are battling it out for my favorite character (bookwise obvi)

I think I will like this very much

Trying to convince Daniel to watch the show I don’t think it’s working

Book Louis is literally so annoying if I were Lestat I’d give his ass up so fast sorry if this is inconsistent from the last time I read this I was blinded by Jacob anderson

Literally so many birds

Idk if/when I’ll actually finish this picked it up on a whim

Just finished I am Legend but I want to read more short stories so might as well start here

Moved to DNF but forgot to update progress oops is but yeah this is just not the right time for me to be reading this

FINISHED A CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!

Lady Macbeth I genuinely love you

hell yeah please be good

Mina pisses me off so bad but I just read the most heartbreaking scene that now I feel like an asshole but I’m sure she’ll be back on her bullshit soon enough

genuinely I hate Van Helsing he is evil

Something has changed within me

Benedick is just Mr Darcy if he knew how to have a good time

There needs to be a high quality film/television adaptation of this please

This is so silly

I have no clue what’s going on but these four are kind of the cast of Seinfeld if we think about it